Japanese People Sure Love Pissing On Sega

And who doesn’t? Kidding! (I love you Sega. I think.) Back in Dec. 2010, Kotaku broke the news that Sega was working on a urine-powered game system for Japanese toilets.

The result, now installed at bars throughout the country, is doing more than measuring urine speed.

“This gives bar customers more things to talk about when they return from bathrooms to their tables,” said Hiroyuki Tanaka, Sega spokesman. Because who doesn’t love talking about tinkle while drinking booze!

According to Sega, Toylet also gives men a subliminal incentive to piss in urines to play the mini-games, instead of all over the place. In that regard, Sega said Toylet can help create cleaner restrooms.

“We have had good feedback from our customers that toilet cleanliness has improved,” said Tanaka.

Each Toylet costs ¥150,000 (US$1,948), and there are currently 130 units installed across the country. More units should dribble out in the future.

Sega seeks stream of success with ‘Toylet’ games [JapanToday]

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    Lord Bob

    Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 11:56 PM

    So the faster you piss the more you blow her skirt up? I forsee many japanese men abusing the bar’s fire extinguishers to get a “high score”.

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    Dashiv

    Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 12:48 AM

    GOTTA PEE FAST

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      Doraiya

      Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 3:07 AM

      +5

      Seriously, a sanik, sega and puss reference all in one.

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    boxanata

    Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:28 AM

    I’d take a big steaming yellow morning piss on Sega if given the chance.
    They killed Chromehounds!

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    James A

    Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:38 AM

    Imagine brainy the person who had to test this. “how was you day darling?”

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    Dr_Stef

    Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 8:35 AM

    Cleaner restrooms? I surely hope they put a target somewhere in that bowl.
    Like in some restrooms in Holland. The urinals all have a realistic looking fly at the bottom. U always find yourself trying to pee it away but it NEVER DOES!!@

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