
The police in Lake Oswego, Oregon, a Portland suburb, pride themselves on the motto “no call is too small”. And they took one, yesterday, that comes straight from the Sheriff Andy Taylor manual of community policing.
Yesterday, an 11-year-old picked up the phone and dialed 911 to report that his mother had taken away his PlayStation 3 on Monday — a school holiday observing Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday — and would not return it until he practised piano. The dispatch operator patiently listened in to his pleadings, assessed the emergency and then calmly advised the boy that police would not be on the scene momentarily.
“Your mother can do that,” they said.
Indeed she can.
Lake Oswego boy calls police after mother takes away his PlayStation [The Oregonian -- h/t hillbillypr]

















Neo-Kaiser
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:28 PM…how did this become an issue!?
Seriously, are kids today so self-entitled that they think they can get their parents arrested for acting like parents?
Braaains
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:42 PMDamn straight!
Darn kids today. It wasn’t like that when I was young. We had respect for our parents! We appreciated the sacrifices they made to provide that piano!
I blame rock and roll, the internet, dungeons and dragons, videogames and Eminem for all of this.
*grumble*
Rod
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 2:01 PMThis is exactly why children should not be taught how to ring emergency numbers.
warcroft
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 4:23 PMI lold
Travman
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 4:30 PMHaha, nice! :)
Ryan
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 4:34 PMWell that’s a bit extreme, maybe taught not to misuse emergency numbers?
RocK_M
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 7:12 PMIn the words of the great Russell Peters “BEAT THAT KID!”
This is what you get when you give children rghts people! xD
James A
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 8:55 PMNext he’ll be turning in his parents for condemning big brother in their sleep. Good little comrade that he is.
Chazz
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:28 PMPublic holiday, kid wants to play his PS3 but has to do his piano practice…wonder if piano is something he got into or was forced into…
Chazef
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:37 PM^this. that kid must have really hated piano if he would rather go to the police than practice piano in order to play his games
Sam
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:47 PMYeah I tend to go with ‘they’re both wrong.’
Mother has every right to take away PS3
Mother shouldn’t FORCE child to learn musical instrument
Pretty much all the stuff I got forced to do I now hate, I’m looking at you football.
Meanwhile I chose to do basketball and love that, even if i don’t have time/priority to play these days
Jared
Friday, January 20, 2012 at 11:01 AMClever mum would confiscate the piano until he’d finished his PS3 practice. Then tell him she’d better not catch him doing the vacuuming or there’ll be all kinds of trouble.
StudiodeKadent
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 8:07 PMI agree with Chazz. This report sounds like some pushy-parent soccer-mom is trying to make the kid play an instrument he doesn’t want to. So that she can proudly show off her trophy child and bask in the reflected glory as proof of what a wonderful mother she is.
Call me a cynic.
That said, I agree she has the LEGAL right to do it. Doesn’t mean she’s morally justified in doing so.
hyp3rstrike
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:29 PMLOL.
NotheMama
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:38 PMWonder how he’d react if next time she decides to take the PS3 to the pawn brokers instead? Lol
Zac
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:55 PMThe real issue here is when did parents stop hitting kids. I was hit as punishment and I turned out fine. Now excuse me while I go burn down my work
James
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 2:12 PMDon’t forget the rapin’ and the pillagin’, friend.
James Mac
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 3:22 PMI’ve got to agree.
DeeDub76
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 2:27 PMI would be taking it altogether after a stunt like that!!!
feral
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 4:34 PMWhen I was a kid and I was naughty mum used to take away my floppies. (I had a CPC6128)
Needless to say, I learnt pretty quickly how to copy them…
Franz
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 5:27 PMTHAT is a girl
kevin
Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 10:34 PMKeen observation my good man. Keep up the good work. Kotaku, award this man a medal and fix this god damn problem!
Dashiv
Friday, January 20, 2012 at 8:31 AMThe kid would learnso much more on the PS3. Music is essentially useless.
Lt HELI
Friday, January 20, 2012 at 3:24 PMSo… the Police didn’t even show up at the house? Cool story bro…