Police Affirms Mum’s Right To Confiscate PS3 Until Piano Practice Is Finished

The police in Lake Oswego, Oregon, a Portland suburb, pride themselves on the motto “no call is too small”. And they took one, yesterday, that comes straight from the Sheriff Andy Taylor manual of community policing.

Yesterday, an 11-year-old picked up the phone and dialed 911 to report that his mother had taken away his PlayStation 3 on Monday — a school holiday observing Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday — and would not return it until he practised piano. The dispatch operator patiently listened in to his pleadings, assessed the emergency and then calmly advised the boy that police would not be on the scene momentarily.

“Your mother can do that,” they said.

Indeed she can.

Lake Oswego boy calls police after mother takes away his PlayStation [The Oregonian -- h/t hillbillypr]

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(24 Comments)
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    Neo-Kaiser

    Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    …how did this become an issue!?

    Seriously, are kids today so self-entitled that they think they can get their parents arrested for acting like parents?

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      Braaains

      Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:42 PM

      Damn straight!

      Darn kids today. It wasn’t like that when I was young. We had respect for our parents! We appreciated the sacrifices they made to provide that piano!

      I blame rock and roll, the internet, dungeons and dragons, videogames and Eminem for all of this.

      *grumble*

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      Rod

      Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 2:01 PM

      This is exactly why children should not be taught how to ring emergency numbers.

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        warcroft

        Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 4:23 PM

        I lold

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        Travman

        Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 4:30 PM

        Haha, nice! :)

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        Ryan

        Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 4:34 PM

        Well that’s a bit extreme, maybe taught not to misuse emergency numbers?

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      RocK_M

      Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 7:12 PM

      In the words of the great Russell Peters “BEAT THAT KID!”

      This is what you get when you give children rghts people! xD

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      James A

      Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 8:55 PM

      Next he’ll be turning in his parents for condemning big brother in their sleep. Good little comrade that he is.

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    Chazz

    Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    Public holiday, kid wants to play his PS3 but has to do his piano practice…wonder if piano is something he got into or was forced into…

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      Chazef

      Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:37 PM

      ^this. that kid must have really hated piano if he would rather go to the police than practice piano in order to play his games

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      Sam

      Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:47 PM

      Yeah I tend to go with ‘they’re both wrong.’
      Mother has every right to take away PS3
      Mother shouldn’t FORCE child to learn musical instrument

      Pretty much all the stuff I got forced to do I now hate, I’m looking at you football.
      Meanwhile I chose to do basketball and love that, even if i don’t have time/priority to play these days

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        Jared

        Friday, January 20, 2012 at 11:01 AM

        Clever mum would confiscate the piano until he’d finished his PS3 practice. Then tell him she’d better not catch him doing the vacuuming or there’ll be all kinds of trouble.

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      StudiodeKadent

      Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 8:07 PM

      I agree with Chazz. This report sounds like some pushy-parent soccer-mom is trying to make the kid play an instrument he doesn’t want to. So that she can proudly show off her trophy child and bask in the reflected glory as proof of what a wonderful mother she is.

      Call me a cynic.

      That said, I agree she has the LEGAL right to do it. Doesn’t mean she’s morally justified in doing so.

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    hyp3rstrike

    Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:29 PM

    LOL.

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    NotheMama

    Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:38 PM

    Wonder how he’d react if next time she decides to take the PS3 to the pawn brokers instead? Lol

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    Zac

    Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:55 PM

    The real issue here is when did parents stop hitting kids. I was hit as punishment and I turned out fine. Now excuse me while I go burn down my work

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      James

      Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 2:12 PM

      Don’t forget the rapin’ and the pillagin’, friend.

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      James Mac

      Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 3:22 PM

      I’ve got to agree.

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    DeeDub76

    Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 2:27 PM

    I would be taking it altogether after a stunt like that!!!

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    feral

    Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 4:34 PM

    When I was a kid and I was naughty mum used to take away my floppies. (I had a CPC6128)

    Needless to say, I learnt pretty quickly how to copy them…

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    Franz

    Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 5:27 PM

    THAT is a girl

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      kevin

      Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 10:34 PM

      Keen observation my good man. Keep up the good work. Kotaku, award this man a medal and fix this god damn problem!

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    Dashiv

    Friday, January 20, 2012 at 8:31 AM

    The kid would learnso much more on the PS3. Music is essentially useless.

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    Lt HELI

    Friday, January 20, 2012 at 3:24 PM

    So… the Police didn’t even show up at the house? Cool story bro…

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