Portal 3 Box Art Has A Sex Joke. It’s Fake.

If you’ve played any of Valve’s Left 4 Dead games, you’ll know how the zombie hand (and fingers) played into each subsequent instalment.

Artist VutiAru wondered if the still-unannounced Portal 3 could do the same thing and created this concept box art. According to VutiAru, it hints at a total new direction. That it does.

Yet, immature sex joke aside, it actually sums up the Portal games pretty well. If only there was a way to show the finger coming out of another hole.

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(19 Comments)
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    Scott

    Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 10:00 PM

    What the?

    Am I just thick? Or does this article make no sense?

    • [–]

      mchaza

      Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 10:20 PM

      I dont think so, me too is dumbfounded at this article.

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      Suq Madiq

      Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 8:43 PM

      It’s Brian Ashcraft, when he’s not posting about how he’s in Japan and writes about schoolgirls, it never makes sense.

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    Akra

    Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 10:19 PM

    You’ve got to be kidding me.

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    PunkDrunk

    Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 10:21 PM

    Umm..

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    Cephalxn

    Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 10:37 PM

    I actually giggled a bit.

    I don’t think I’ll ever grow up.

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    Nobody

    Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 10:52 PM

    Cough

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    Billy

    Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 11:19 PM

    I’m 12 (etc)

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    Miffy

    Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 11:40 PM

    Facebook. You’re using Facebook as a legitimate gaming news link.

    Kotaku. Gizmodo. Lifehacker.
    PLEASE.
    GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

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      DansDans

      Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 11:53 PM

      Some people take themselves way too seriously

      You sir, are one such person

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        Dashiv

        Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 12:53 AM

        Although he has a point.

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    AerintheADEQUATE

    Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 12:51 AM

    Regarding the Left4Dead series…
    isn’t there exactly ‘one’ “Subsequent installment”? Did I miss something along the way?

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    Dashiv

    Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 12:53 AM

    I am 21 and what the hell is this?

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    Vaporeon

    Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 12:55 AM

    DAMN IT, BASHCRAFT.

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    [Razor]

    Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 4:40 AM

    This is about as vapid as Ashcraft gets.

    So hey, let’s talk about Portal 3.
    Is it even going to be a thing? Portal 2 pretty much ends the series imo, or at least the story.
    Chell is free, so why would she go back to more dangerous, life threatening tests?
    Glados has uh, robots I guess. Wheatley is stuck in space, Cave Johnson is still dead.

    If a 3rd game was made, I’d imagine we would not be playing as Chell.

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    McGarnical

    Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:50 AM

    I don’t normally buy into the whole “let’s bag the US articles” thing, but this article is pretty terrible.

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      PuppyLicks

      Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 8:42 AM

      Agreed

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    Telextial

    Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 10:35 AM

    I have no clue what is going on in this article.

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    rikku45

    Friday, January 27, 2012 at 1:00 PM

    Is it bad i understand how this is portal

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