Student Uses His DSi’s Camera… Inappropriately

In 2004, when Nintendo originally launched the Nintendo DS with its PictoChat feature, it wasn’t uncommon for people to doodle dicks. Then Nintendo put a camera on the DSi and the inevitable happened: penis photos.

According to Japanese site ZakZak, which is running a story from Spa!, a tabloid, about teachers’ stories “unbelievable things” Japanese students have done, one student used his DSi camera for purposes Nintendo did not intend.

“I discovered a young man using the DS camera to peep on girls at school,” said a 43-year-old male teacher. The teacher apparently confiscated the male student’s DS (the original quote said “DS” and not “DSi”). “Saved on the DS, there were upskirt photos as well as photos of the student’s own penis. The entire staff was sickened by what we found.”

Japanese tabloids are known for their wild yarns — some of which are true and some of which are not. If true, somebody was glad for once that the Nintendo DSi camera is a measly 0.3 megapixels.

女子生徒が授業中に”陰毛”抜き!なんで~? [ZakZak]

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    AerintheADEQUATE

    Saturday, January 28, 2012 at 7:55 AM

    The DSi makes a very loud and obnoxious “KACHINGG!” shutter-sound-effect every time you take a photo. I would think that makes it a lot harder to take upskirt photos on the sly :-P

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    4len

    Saturday, January 28, 2012 at 8:53 AM

    HAHA! Love that I read the title and immediately thought, ‘Sounds like an Ashcraft article’…. If I had a dollar… Well atleast his pointless/ smutty stories are a signature for him now, he’s definitely made it his own! *thumbs up*

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    Picky

    Saturday, January 28, 2012 at 9:38 AM

    I am without speech

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    Crispy

    Saturday, January 28, 2012 at 10:11 AM

    “The entire staff was sickened by what we found.”

    Hey everyone!! Look what I found on this kids Game Boy machine! Did you see it properly? Take another look. Wait, I don’t think the librarian got to see it yet. That’s right, pass it around! Don’t forget the gardener!

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    pewpew

    Saturday, January 28, 2012 at 10:15 AM

    oh it’s bashderp, of course.

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      Christopher

      Saturday, January 28, 2012 at 11:03 AM

      This is what I was imagining.

      Or maybe they uploaded the photos and emailed them around to each other? I don’t know about anyone else, but if a teacher confiscated my property and then went through it… and shared it around. I’d probably dedicate a fair chunk of my time to making their life a miserable hell hole.

      But then again, I guess that’s why you don’t give it to them in the first place.

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        Christopher

        Saturday, January 28, 2012 at 11:04 AM

        *falls victim to misdirected comments*

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    Allan

    Saturday, January 28, 2012 at 11:07 AM

    My day isn’t complete unless I’ve taken at least one photo of my own penis. lol

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    Nick L

    Saturday, January 28, 2012 at 11:33 AM

    I’m sure there’s some dispute that the teacher should not have been using the boys DS once it was taken from him.

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      Justo11

      Sunday, January 29, 2012 at 2:05 AM

      it depends why it was taken… If there is some suspicion around the content on the ds the teacher is justified in going through it.

      In other news, I can’t believe I wasted so much time reading this shitty article

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