In the dark recesses of this Silent Hill Forum lies one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen: A Kindergarten Cop/Silent Hill conspiracy theory that is ALL TOO REAL. This can’t be a coincidence? Can it? I really hope it’s a coincidence!
If it was just one thing, I would be so freaked out. BUT IT’S ALL OF THE THINGS!
Thanks Hyoushi!
Dr What?
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:04 AM“Who is your Daddy and what does he kill?”
nogood
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:06 AMI’m a cop you idiot!
Caelan
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:04 AMwhat’s the conspiracy?
nogood
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:05 AMThe truth is ou there
Di11enger
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:05 AMPuppylicks linked this in TAY this morning.
Freaky Shit.
Cap'n Crunch
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:06 AMPUT THAT COOKIE DOWN
Batguy
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:07 AMWHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH VIDEO GAMES!!
Oh right. Sorry, I just wanted to fit in.
Anyway, that is a little too coincidental to be an accident. Assuming the images aren’t doctored, I think somebody is an Ivan Reitman fan. He is, after all, a genius.
Effluvium Boy
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:08 AM:P
Jiff
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 1:08 PMIfan Reitmun is fantaestic
Mark Serrels
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:09 AMAlso — I don’t know if you noticed — but both buses have the number 7 on it.
WHAT THE HELL!
Effluvium Boy
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:10 AMOh Sh-!
*Climbs antenna and attaches foil “lasers”*
Zug the Megasaurus
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:16 AMlol
Matthew K
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:10 AMThis is amazing and all, and I want to just enjoy this and move on BUT I’m going to ask… are we SURE that all of this stuff is actually in the game. The bus and the doors, sure. But the posters… are we sure these haven’t been shopped into the game screenshots as a joke?
I hate to be that guy, but I personally haven’t played a lot of Silent Hill 1 so I haven’t seen any of these for myself.
Effluvium Boy
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:12 AMThe “7″ on the bus looks a little suspect.
Matthew K
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:14 AMThat 7 is actually part of what has me believing. It’s such a minor detail that I think only a very careful hoaxer would have added it.
Trjn
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:19 AMAside from the possibility of a hoax, there’s also the whole prop recycling issue.
Just look at how often this newspaper shows up.
The details might all be real but the exact same props could have been used in any number of Elementary school based films and TV shows. Hell, the Silent Hill guys could have just phoned up the film studio and asked them for a bunch of props from Elementary school based films to base their assets on.
Knifeyspooney
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:54 AMThat is hilarious, now I’m going to be noticing it everytime I watch TV
Meteors
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 2:21 PMI wonder how many actors notice that. “I already read this one!”
Dean
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:11 AMIt was a tumour all along and its messing with our minds!
Robert (B-ob)
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:11 AMI have a headache now. It better not be a tumour.
Tristan Damen
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:16 AMIT’S NOT A TUMOUR
Lillee
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 3:34 PMI am disappointed that it took a whole 5 mins before someone responded with that :(
Tristan Damen
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:17 AMSomebody hold me, please!
Mark Serrels
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:17 AMI can’t tell if I want to rewatch Kindergarten Cop or replay Silent Hill. But it’s one of the two.
Trjn
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:20 AMBoth.
At the same time.
ba!
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:25 AMYou wanna rewatch Kindergarten Cop.
AkIRA
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 12:46 PMI am right now, because of this article. Such a good movie.
El Kapitan
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 1:09 PMI thought the point of this article is that it doesn’t matter which one you do. They’re the same thing
*shudders*
Lillee
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 3:37 PM*high fives*
Casey2
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 1:17 PMDon’t be a PARTY POOOPER, do both.
Reuben
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:26 AMIT’S NOT A RUMOR!
ba!
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:28 AMHas there been anyone else validate any of this?
Brewer74
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:35 AMBack to looking at vaginas all day long, pretty freaky though!
MostStrange
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 12:16 PMI’ll assume you’re in G&O at a hospital somewhere.
Don’t disillusion me.
Dr Nic
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:42 AMWhat. The. Hell?!
Dr Nic
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:43 AMWait, does the game sync perfectly with dark side of the moon? Coz in that case: mind, meet blown.
Stabby
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 12:08 PMI’m going to go out on a limb and say the majority of schools during that era were legally obliged to have the same warning posters up around the place and if someone was doing their job right, they would have taken influence from the real world counterparts. either that or one of the artists was watching the movie at the time. either that, or HOLY SHIT HIDE
Chris Gander
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 12:28 PMThis article reminded me how much I miss the old Silent Hill classics. Silent Hill 2 is still one of the best games of all-time.
Chazz
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 3:29 PMI could never finish it. Scared the crap out of me.
Jiff
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 1:12 PMFirst, I would chust like to get to know you.
Grandmaster B-Funk
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 4:39 PMi wish every monster in that game was arny
imagine pyramid head just yelling out randomly
“IT’S NOT A TUMOR!”
Milknife
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 4:54 PMI keep coming back expecting more comparisons >.>
Jmonies
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 6:17 PMThat’s pretty awesome.