This is appropriate. Every time I’m out speeding around and run into something, I feel like I’ve lost all my rings, too.
Apparently US firm Progressive Insurance is starting an ad campaign featuring Sega’s mascot getting a scolding from Flo (cosplayed at DragonCon 2010.) Why exactly, who can tell. If they actually took a look at Sonic’s driving record in something like, oh, City Escape, I’m pretty sure his premium would be about $US623. Per hour.
And OMG CONTINUITY ERROR: This is modern Sonic, yet he remains mute like old Sonic.
[h/t Jesse M.]


















Jake
Sunday, January 8, 2012 at 11:11 AM… Is there a different Flo for Australia and America then..?
The magic is ruined!
thyco1
Sunday, January 8, 2012 at 12:03 PMOur Flo is definately better. Still that blooody cool ad
Jake
Sunday, January 8, 2012 at 12:05 PMOur Flo is like 50x better.
Chazz
Sunday, January 8, 2012 at 1:49 PMWe have a Flo? Link?
Chazz
Sunday, January 8, 2012 at 1:59 PMIf it’s that Kitty chick then Flo is way hotter.
Max
Sunday, January 8, 2012 at 3:26 PMah… ah SELLOUT** excuse me…
pat (not that pat)
Sunday, January 8, 2012 at 4:43 PMSega, Hard up for a few bucks. This is pretty disgraceful. The iconic badass character of the 90′s now works for an insurance company.
They told me growing up would be hard.
Chazz
Sunday, January 8, 2012 at 5:53 PMA guy like Sonic needs good insurance but at what cost? That’s where Progressive comes in with SAVINGS. Right now they’re offering a premium deal on health insurance that covers you against spike damage, running into robotic animals, coin loss, running out of time and death by guy with crazy moustache in massive killing machine.
That’s not disgraceful. That’s Progressive™
Trojan Fox
Sunday, January 8, 2012 at 6:10 PMRing loss.
Chazz
Sunday, January 8, 2012 at 7:01 PMcurses!
Mark, Logan, Tracey? Somebody edit that please.
Chazz
Sunday, January 8, 2012 at 7:02 PMThis is what I get for multitasking…that Cracked article was right.
ba!
Monday, January 9, 2012 at 12:10 AMFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU