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You folks have any burning questions? About anything? This is Ask Me Stuff, which does exactly what it says on the tin. Leave me a question in the comments below and I’ll endeavour to answer it before the day is out.

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    Effluvium Boy

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    Do you mind people calling you “Trace”?

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      Tracey Lien

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 10:42 AM

      I am totally fine with being called Trace.

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        Cakesmith

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 10:51 AM

        What about T-Dog?

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          Tracey Lien

          Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:08 AM

          Not as enthused. ;)

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            lambomann007

            Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:12 AM

            Ms. T?

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              Benny

              Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:14 AM

              TL with a bit of C?

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            Crazyguy1990

            Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:14 AM

            What about “Tray-Lien”?

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          Trjn

          Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:15 AM

          How about T-Bone? T-Bag? Ice T? TNT? Nas?

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            Tracey Lien

            Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:29 AM

            “Tracey” is fine, guys.

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              Trjn

              Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:40 AM

              That’s all well and good, but now I’m interested in what else is fine, T-Body :p

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                Braaains

                Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:58 AM

                T-Diddy?

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                  Trjn

                  Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:20 PM

                  Sophis-Tee-cated?

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                    Morf

                    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:37 PM

                    T-wizzle?

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                    Powalen

                    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:44 PM

                    Dick Tracey!

                    No wait… 2001: A Trace Odyssey.

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              Jason Hawkins

              Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 1:10 PM

              You’ll always be “Trace-face” to me.

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    Braaains

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 10:36 AM

    Has Mark made any progress with the top secret investigation I emailed him about last week? Has he gone undercover yet? I’ve can lend him some of those little plastic glasses with the false nose and moustache if he thinks it’ll help.

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      Tracey Lien

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 10:45 AM

      *looks confused*

      I’ll get Mark to come and look at this.

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      Mark Serrels

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:17 AM

      I have. I’m waiting for Sony to get back to me.

      Might as well talk it out. I contacted EA, who pretty much said, ‘this is Sony’s problem.’ Took it to Sony, who have, genuinely, said they’ll speak to the server people. I’m still waiting for people to get back to me, but I chased it yesterday and was told I should get some sort of answer in the next couple of days.

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        Braaains

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:28 AM

        Cool – thanks, Mark!

        As long as some relevant person somewhere knows there is a problem and is actually doing something about it.

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        Braaains

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:28 AM

        BTW – let me know if you still need the disguise glasses.

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    Crazyguy1990

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 10:36 AM

    Tracey,what PS2 classics would you want to see on the Playstation Store?

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      Tracey Lien

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 10:44 AM

      Hmmm… Kingdom Hearts and Metal Gear Solid 2! I didn’t get the chance to play many PS2 games because I didn’t own many… this was when games cost $100 a pop and I was still at school, so we only ever had a handful of games.

      I would have also said Final Fantasy X but I tried to replay that on PS2 not too long ago and I just wanted to punch Tidus in the face, so maybe I don’t want to play it again…

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        Brendo

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 2:34 PM

        You should get the Metal Gear HD collection, probably the best for value that we’ve seen so far, as far as these HD classics go. You’d think they could’ve fit MGS on the disc as well though.

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    Glenn

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 10:37 AM

    I’m 5 episodes through Boardwalk Empire and I’m bored outta my skull… what does everyone see in 1920′s gangsters that I don’t?

    Still going to give it to the end of the first season, I’ve been fooled before by slow starting shows.

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      Jared

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:05 AM

      Agreed! I got through the first episode and was glad that it ended!

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      McGarnical

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:35 AM

      I totally do NOT understand you guys.

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        SomeGuy

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 4:02 PM

        I’m in the same non understanding boat.
        Boardwalk empire is… it’s just good alright.

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    lambomann007

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 10:47 AM

    Do random improbabilities make everything better?
    For example, if Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 had a level where you’re fighting off a horde of giant rainbow coloured bunnies, would that make you want to play it? :P

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      Tracey Lien

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:18 AM

      I would be curious! But I imagine the novelty would wear off pretty quickly.

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        lambomann007

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:35 AM

        What if (wait for it, this will blow your mind) the guns shot Skittles?
        And smoke grenades don’t give off smoke, but shoot confetti everywhere instead, confusing the baddies and allow you to shoot skittles at their faces and get ‘mouthshots’. Also, sour skittles are more effective than normal ones :P
        Anyway, one of the other levels would involve protecting a transport that’s carrying the Gold Armrest of Power from sneaky gorilla ninjas wielding bananas (katana, banana, geddit? :P). The gorillas want the the armest so they can complete their throne and take over the world. And then they’ll make everyone pay taxes to them in the form of chocolate flavoured scrambled eggs.
        :P
        I’d call it Call Of Duty: What Is This I Don’t Even, or COD:WITIDE for short. :P

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          Tracey Lien

          Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:44 AM

          Well that changes EVERYTHING. GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!11111oneoneone

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    Leigh

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 10:55 AM

    Voice control will be getting a big push in the next generation of consoles I think, moreso than motion controls this generation.

    Do you think people will warm to it?

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      Tracey Lien

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:31 AM

      I’m not sure if people will warm to it, but I probably won’t, just as a personal preference thing. Gaming has always been a solitary and silent activity for me… it’s where I sit down, zone out, and focus on the screen, allowing the game to make all the noises. I don’t want to have to start engaging with a game outside of button-pressing and clicking. Maybe I am just *really* lazy…

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    Boomzzilla

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 10:56 AM

    Tracey what game is that title screen shot from?To me it looks like commamder Sheppard is contemplating head-slaming old Snake from M.G.S.4.

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      Glenn

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 10:59 AM

      Alpha Protocol

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        Boomzzilla

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:20 AM

        Oh, I actually picked that up for $3 on the last steam sale but have’nt tried it yet.Is it any good?

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          NotAbbott

          Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:32 AM

          Totally. Vastly underrated game – I loved it. There’s a handful of fixes for the mouse aiming and other such console->PC imperfections too, if you find you are having troubles like that.

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            Glenn

            Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 1:49 PM

            Disagree, I attempted to play it but was bored shitless by it’s lameness, the lack of AI, the lackluster control scheme and the terrible hacking minigame.

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    thabananaman

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:02 AM

    Any truth to the rumour for Valkyria Chronicles 4 for the PS3? Or a HD conversion of VC2&3 for the PS3?

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      Powalen

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:09 AM

      This is the first I’m hearing of this rumour, but man I hope both of those are true! xD

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      Tracey Lien

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:49 AM

      All rumour and speculation at this point. There have been no announcements made.

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        thabananaman

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 1:20 PM

        Sad face. But thanks for the reply!

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    Zap

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:06 AM

    Why are people so unkind?

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    Bagmup

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:07 AM

    Tracey, is Mark still as hard to understand when he’s excited as he was when we used to play Cod4 together ;)

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      Mark Serrels

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:18 AM

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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        jimu

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 2:46 PM

        translation: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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    The Steeng

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:07 AM

    Is there any excitement for the Vita in the Allure offices or is it more of a resigned, general “meh” about its launch like the rest of the industry seems to feel?

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      Tracey Lien

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:11 AM

      I think it will be neat to have one in the office so we can try it out, but no, we don’t have erections for it. This is hardware that plays games … unless it also makes lunch and comes with a honey port, we’ll just sit here, calm and chipper.

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        Glenn

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:13 AM

        Tracey, that has to be the best description of over hyping a product ever.

        Also, the immature person in me giggled because you said erection :)

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        zwonker

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:14 AM

        female erections, now there’s a concept

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          The Steeng

          Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:18 AM

          I believe they’re known as ladyboners.

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            Benny

            Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:33 AM

            Ladywood.

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    zwonker

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:10 AM

    Why is it you ask us to ask you stuff and then you only answer 3 questions, 1 of them weren’t even for you…?

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      lambomann007

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:13 AM

      “Leave me a question in the comments below and I’ll endeavour to answer it before the day is out.”
      It’s not even noon yet ;)

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        zwonker

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:14 AM

        I only read the first line in anything written. 2nd line is usually waste of time.. :P

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          lambomann007

          Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:19 AM

          Especially on those one sentence articles :P

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      Tracey Lien

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:14 AM

      “I’ll endeavour to answer it before the day is out” does not equal I will camp on this post and do no work. :P

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    Quizmaster_B

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:13 AM

    Hi Tracey,

    With many old titles/series getting the HD makeover/ported to iOS etc. etc., what old titles or series would you love to see get resurrected for ‘this’ generation?

    OMG I just said this generation. I’m getting old. Let’s just pretend I was talking about console generations, ok?

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      Tracey Lien

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:17 AM

      There are SO MANY JRPGS that could do with a HD remake. I’ll admit I never got through much of FFVII because I was put-off by the graphics, so I would love a HD remake of it.

      Also, Crash Bandicoot! All of them!

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        Crazyguy1990

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:20 AM

        Why no Spyro love?

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          Tracey Lien

          Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:32 AM

          That did cross my mind but I thought “We have Skylanders now and they’re a bit similar I guess?”

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            Crazyguy1990

            Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:11 PM

            Except that Spyro can’ t jump in Skylanders….
            Also, one is a platformer, the other is basically an RPG.

            Sorry if I come off as rude.

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              Tracey Lien

              Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:29 PM

              Also one has those toy things. Man, I do not want toy things!

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      lambomann007

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:22 AM

      Dark Forces. Give me a Dark Forces HD remake and I’ll be a happy man. As long as they don’t put Jar Jar in it… :P

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        Glenn

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:46 AM

        They can put Jar Jar in it, as long as you can shoot him.

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    Cephalxn

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:14 AM

    What’s you’re favourite sushi and food to get from an asian dumpling style place… I always order the same thing because I know it’s going to taste good.. (salmon hand roll, peaking duck hand roll, crispy chicken hand roll, tuna hand roll….. and then either pork steamed dumplings or chilli beef and rice)

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    Ruffleberg

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:19 AM

    What does it actually mean when a game gets a discount shortly after release? It is because the game isn’t selling or the retailer wants to sell more of that game because it’s doing well?

    For example, both Soul Calibur V and FF13-2 are hovering around the $60 mark less than a month after release. Why? Also, a game like DX:HR, that game sold well, but it went down in price to about $50 shortly after release.

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    Femto

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:20 AM

    Hey Tracey, have you seen these batman motorcycle suits?

    http://udreplicas.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8

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      PuppyLicks

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:49 AM

      WOW.

      Also, awesome name :)

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      Tracey Lien

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:30 PM

      Hot! Literally. Like, you would sweat like a champagne ham in that thing. Hot hot hot!

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    Benny

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:31 AM

    Are there any game retailers doing any trade in promotions to put toward a new game? Namely trade two titles and get Mass Effect 3 for like free?

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    Andy

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:35 AM

    When we get a kotaku review can we please have it done by Kotaku AU staff rather than a reprint of the Kotaku american ones. Would much rather read a review done by local staff of the version of site I read.

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      lambomann007

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:37 AM

      I think Mark hates writing game reviews with a burning passion or something? :P

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    Unicron

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:35 AM

    When is Shadowman going to be HD’ed for XBLA or PS store or remade for the 3DS? Also who owns the rights to it now that Acclaim are kaput?

    The horror…. I embrace it.

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    Silencer

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:38 AM

    What are the chances of the Vita breaking street date ?

    Do you guys happen to know what the PSN download prices of Vita games will be as opposed to buying them from the store ?

    Many thanks Trace ! eheheheh

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      Tracey Lien

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:32 PM

      Often it’s big retailers like Target that break street date, and since the Vita isn’t being stocked outside of specialist stores it seems unlikely that it will break street date. I don’t think the hype surrounding the Vita is as great as the hype that has surrounded certain AAA games, so I am not sure it will happen. But hey, I’m willing to be surprised.

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    Blaghman

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:53 AM

    What’s the hivemind’s opinion on Ask Me Stuff? As something that’s been posted -at least sporadically- since 2009, it’s quite a venerable regular. Do you appreciate the part that it has had in KotakAU history, or is it just a thing that you post because you should? I’m going to assume that you enjoy answering questions, so which are your favourite types(eg. those that pick your brain, those about the “industry” etc. etc.)?

    Secondly, pants?

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      Tracey Lien

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:35 PM

      I think it’s a fun way for us to interact with readers. Mark and I can’t really keep up with TAY and we try to keep discussion in comments relevant to the article, so Ask Me Stuff is the more controlled TAY where you can ask a silly question or something more serious. We assume that people enjoy it because they ask questions, so there’s no harm in continuing to run the post. :)

      As for pants: NO PANTS TODAY! Pretty dresses for EVERY BAWDY!

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        Trjn

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:40 PM

        Does Mark really have the legs to pull that off?

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          Trjn

          Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:57 PM

          Sidenote, when I worked at 7-11 (many moons ago), we were required to wear name tags.

          The store didn’t issue name tags to new employees, so we just grabbed a random one. More often than not, I’d end up with a girl’s name like Anna. Someone would always ask if that was my real name and my response was always “I don’t really have the legs to pull off a name like that.”

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          Mark Serrels

          Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 1:04 PM

          I have some really thick legs.

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        Blaghman

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:58 PM

        Cheers, now I have an image of Mark in a dress.

        I can think of far worse things.

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    Huntsman

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:01 PM

    Tracey (or whoever can answer),

    What games are available on the PS store as far as PSone and PS2 goes?
    I would get a vita to play games like crash bandicoot, spyro and road rash.

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      The Steeng

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:29 PM

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_PSone_Classics

      We’re in the same boat, for the most part, as the European region. Very limited selection if you’re an Australian user. Plus, they cost more. I recommend creating a US account and buying prepaid US PSN cards. Far better range and discounts in general, plus you get PS2 Classics (I think they’re bringing them across to the Australian store soon, though).

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        Huntsman

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:34 PM

        Oh man thanks for the trip down memory lane!

        Cool boarders! brings back memories haha

        Yeah i was thinking about the US account and Ynefel was talking about it being the better option anyway

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    Shane

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:22 PM

    1. Tag mishap

    2. Last week question didn’t get answered:
    http://www.kotaku.com.au/2012/02/ask-me-stuff-118/comment-page-2/#comment-552139

    Do you accept the premise that in recent years, nationwide productivity has declined at approximately the same rate that Kotaku increased in awesome? How do you account for this economic drain, morally-speaking?

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      Tracey Lien

      Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:29 PM

      1. Oh lolz. Just keeping you on your toes!

      2. Kotaku Australia declines to comment.

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    Huntsman

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:27 PM

    Also while I’m at it, how popular are the Allure group of websites, in particular kotaku and gizmodo?

    In terms of page views or comments or whichever statistic seems more relevant.

    Always wondered, as there are a quite a few regulars (from their comments) but you never know how many views the sites get.

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    Luke

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:28 PM

    Tracey / Mark. We have 2 similar MMOs on the radar, i of course am talking about TERA and GUILD WARS 2.

    I played a little of the TERA closed beta and though it was alright, i do like the combat, but i was a little worried about there being so few healers and tanks, of 9 classes, my understanding is that the lancer is the best tank, and the berzerker or warrior have some potential?

    Guild Wars 2 has been on my radar for a long time. And i viewed Mike Faheys post about it, and watched some of the yogscast on youtube, as only press were invited, did any of you get to play it? and if so, what were your impressions?

    My only concern is that class heal, that everyone gets, seems to have an awfully short cool down.

    I would love to hear thoughts (From everyone, not just Kotaku) on these 2 MMOs. I’m really leaning to GW2 at the moment.

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