Max Payne 3 Trailer Features Some Sultry Gun Porn

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This is the first time I’ve used the word ‘porn’ in the title, and I hope it will be the last, but I just couldn’t think of any other way to describe the latest trailer for Max Payne 3. It’s a look at the weaponry featured in the game, and it looks a bit spiffy.

I care less about the actual guns featured in the game, and more about their actual effect, because that’s really what Max Payne is about — interacting through the world by blasting faces. The thing that impressed me most when I last got to check out the game was the detail of the animation. Max Payne 3, as you’d expect is a game built for slow motion, and it shows in every aspect of the game.

Oh, and before I forget — the game’s release has been reconfirmed as May 15 for consoles, and May 29 for PC.

Hawt.

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    Baron

    Friday, February 3, 2012 at 9:33 AM

    Porn is not a title to be frowned up but celebrated with tears of happiness

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    Stephen

    Friday, February 3, 2012 at 9:40 AM

    Doesn’t matter if you get hit by a .22, .50cal, .303, .357, 9mm 12 gauge, 20 gauge your still going to be knocked off your feet and possibly killed, theres a reason why they call high calibur guns ‘wanker guns’.

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      splintex

      Friday, February 3, 2012 at 10:26 AM

      Killed most likely, but not knocked off your feet movie style. I don’t think the bullet carries enough force to do that, sure it will shred your tissue and internal organs, and larger calibre the hydrostatic shock will stop your heart, but it isn’t going to throw you backwards like, well, you are attached to some sort of wireflying rig.

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        Callahan

        Friday, February 3, 2012 at 11:08 AM

        I’d imagine I’d quickly keel over if shot, but bullets are like hole-punches not freight trains; no ones going to be flying backwards (but it does look cool for popcorn media).

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        al

        Friday, February 3, 2012 at 11:38 AM

        I dont think a .22 is counted as a high caliber round…

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        Thomas

        Friday, February 3, 2012 at 11:52 AM

        Would the impact not be about as great as the kick?

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          Curia

          Friday, February 3, 2012 at 11:56 AM

          Also in par with the laws of physics, if the person who was hit flew backwards, the person who shot the bullet also receives the same amount of force and will also fly backwards.

          Would be funny if it happened

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      TvZ

      Friday, February 3, 2012 at 11:48 AM

      Myth busted…
      splintex is right. the whole equal force in the opposite direction thing applies.
      That being said, I’m going to love this game…can’t wait

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        Stephen

        Friday, February 3, 2012 at 12:09 PM

        This isn’t a physics debate, think of me saying ‘Knocked of your feet’ as a way of saying incapacitated, my comments was really expressing that whether you use a small or larger calibur the end effect is normally the same.

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    yrrnn

    Friday, February 3, 2012 at 10:08 AM

    Disappointed it only showed one gun…I want to see them all!

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    Effluvium Boy

    Friday, February 3, 2012 at 10:37 AM

    Those sunglasses physics @ 0:17. Pretty groovy.

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