Sweet Naiveté Triumphs Over ‘Normal’ Mass Effect PC Controls

Just because we’ve conditioned ourselves to play PC games a certain way doesn’t mean everybody else has to follow suit. In today’s charming Speak Up on Kotaku commenter Confirm4Crit tells the inspiring story of what happened when he handed his non-gamer girlfriend his laptop running a copy of the original Mass Effect.

I am very, very, very proud of my girlfriend. I lent her a laptop and she played through Mass Effect. It was her first serious title and I loved it. Hearing her freak out during certain moments, enjoying gunning foes down and making choices that effect the plot line, etc. She had never experienced something like that before and it was neat to see her explore it.

During a random chat about the game, I asked if she was comfortable with using the keyboard and mouse over a controller. Her response; “Yea, the arrow keys were fine.”

I froze for a brief moment, mildly confused. Arrow keys? “She played a third person shooter… with arrow keys?” I mutter to myself, trying to reenact the motion with my hand on my own keyboard, my muscles confused.

She must have overheard me.

“Yea, and? It was more comfortable for me…”

During the rest of the conversation, I found out she used my laptop’s trackpad, not the USB I gave her. WASD was for squad commands, she would reach over to C for ducking, function keys became weapon switching, and other odd things. To me, anyway.

It’s odd. What has become “our” standard control format was completely destroyed by a casual gamer, yet she completely enjoyed the experience. We’re used to a developer telling us the controls. We aren’t told how to read, watch, or listen. But we are constantly told how to control, and normally, we accept it. An adjustment here or there, but we accept it.

I thought there was a universal code for playing games, WASD, Ctrl for crouch, Shift for sprint.

Guess I was mistaken.

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    AerintheADEQUATE

    Saturday, February 4, 2012 at 8:05 AM

    I’ve never used Ctrl for crouch. “C” all the way… last time I ever bound to Ctrl is when I played Doom… :-P maybe I’m weird

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      Snacuum

      Saturday, February 4, 2012 at 10:31 AM

      Ctrl all the way. ‘C’ requires you to pull your finger off of ‘D’ to crouch.

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        KnivezXIII

        Saturday, February 4, 2012 at 11:17 AM

        +1 Snacuum. I always rebind my key to Ctrl if it is not default.

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          Snacuum

          Saturday, February 4, 2012 at 4:13 PM

          I also bind any ‘action’ key to ‘F’ due to FPS games that had Q-E lean moves. Not all games have that lean but I need consistency across my games.

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        AerintheADEQUATE

        Tuesday, February 7, 2012 at 3:39 AM

        My hands are probably bigger/clumsier than most and my pinky reaches Shift pretty well, but I have to turn it under and extend to get Ctrl, thus throwing off my 3 “WASD” fingers. It’s much easier to just “not go right” for the instant it takes to barely move down and hit “C”… though I like to use ‘crouch toggle’ instead of holding it down. Maybe that’s weird as well.

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    Boomzzilla

    Saturday, February 4, 2012 at 8:08 AM

    I play with arrow keys to, but I’m a lefty so makes sense to me.

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    Adam West

    Saturday, February 4, 2012 at 8:16 AM

    C for crouch, yes. I wondered why Batman wasn’t doing any ground takedowns in Arkham City for a while.

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    couches

    Saturday, February 4, 2012 at 12:38 PM

    A friend who plays Quake Live competitively uses his left hand on the arrow keys and it just looks weird.

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    TheLaw

    Saturday, February 4, 2012 at 12:38 PM

    How is this newsworthy? I play all my games using the arrow numb pad keys and have done so for almost 2 decades. Better publish a story about me then.

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      Jiff

      Monday, February 6, 2012 at 12:36 PM

      About Speak Up on Kotaku: Our readers have a lot to say, and sometimes what they have to say has nothing to do with the stories we run.

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    John

    Saturday, February 4, 2012 at 7:09 PM

    Am… am I a casual gamer?

    oh god….

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    Nick

    Saturday, February 4, 2012 at 7:23 PM

    That awkward moment you pres CTRL, and accidentally hit the windows key. Or maybe that’s just me?

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      El Kapitan

      Monday, February 6, 2012 at 9:27 AM

      Decent keyboards have gaming modes which disable the windows key.

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    Ahtaps

    Saturday, February 4, 2012 at 8:51 PM

    I’m right handed and I used to remap to the arrow keys for quite a long time. One day I played a game that forced WASD because it didn’t have remapping and found that it did actually make things a little easier. It also meant that I didn’t have to push my keyboard so far away , or keep remapping the keys every time I played a new game.

    I kind of miss having the extra key above my directionals but getting a Naga has improved the experience dramatically)

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    Jacky

    Saturday, February 4, 2012 at 9:15 PM

    The great thing about games is that….you can play it whatever way you want, as long as you enjoy it..

    I used to switch between arrow keys and wasd in GTA games depending on when I was on foot or in a vehicle….

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    Trex

    Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 1:06 PM

    After using a Logitech G13 for the last 3 and a bit years I find playing on a keyboard awkward.

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    SoulSilver

    Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 7:13 PM

    Ctrl for crouch ? Space bar is where it’s at and middle mouse button for secondary attack!

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    EddySpeddy

    Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:42 PM

    My CoD controls baffle people, I use WASD, however ctrl is knife, F is prone not use, c is crouch, g is use. It’s the small things in life :3

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