Today something really, really wierd happened. It was a big explosion and this man came out of all this smoke and he said hey Mark I’m you from the future could you maybe play this gaem and then write about the game for my website in the future I said whats a website and then I told him to go away I’m playin Dizzy.
Then he plugged a really big teevee into the wall and said why dont you look at this and stop beeing really stupid I said yuor face is stupid hahahahah I’m so funny.
BUT then the TV went on and wow. It was a playstation3 and the colours on the teevee were so bright I had to cover my eyes or I would keep seeing the teevee every time I closed my eyes like it was an allusion.
Futur me said you should play this gaem called A JOURNEY. I said okay but the controller was really difficult and weird so I had to work out the butttons and stuff. But then I did and it was amazing.
In the game you are a man who does walking in a desert it is so realistic that my eyes just cooldn’t believe what I was seeing. The man walks around and you make him walk but it looks really cool. Its bit like Dizzy because you walk around, but in this game you are not an egg you are a man with a really cool coat that moves around when you walk.
But the best thing about jouojn jurney is definitly the sand. SAND IS SO COOL IT’S THE BEST. It makes me want to go to the beach and run around but my mum doesn’t let me go to the beach because she says Im too white and the sun is not my friend. Mum what do you know you dont know anything.
THE’RE is loads and loads of other stuff. But mostly walking but it was okay because walking in this gaem is really really cool. I asked my older me if it was okay if my little brother could play but he’s too dumb and he wont get it the older me said. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My brother is only five and he isnt as good at games as me.
Also guess what i had for dinner today. It was mince and tatties and it is my favourite dinner. I ate it all but i didn’t eat the peas cause they are taste really wierd. Then my mum saide Icouldn’t eat ice cream if i didnt’ eat my peas so i said fine ill just eat tem so then i had the ice cream. I stirrred the ice crem until it was like a mulkshake and trhen I drank it!!!!!!
Sometime their are other people in a jurney and you can go around with them like they are your real life frienmd. I wish my friend Scott could come on a jurney with me and we could walk around together but the futur me said Im not allowed. What do you know older me you are so dumb and your not as tall as i thought i would be even though you are still big.
In conclusion i think this is probably the best game ever made because graffix are soo cool and the colours are hundreds. The sound is also reall y good and even though the controls are too hard for me to begin with I got used to it and I was really good at the gaem in the end.
Thnak you futur men for reading my review.
Graffix: 99%
Sound: 110%
Replayble: 88%
Gaemplay: 100%
Overalll: 100%Summary: Jurney is my best game.
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