Oooh, just look at it there, strutting onto your computer screen. So fierce, so present.
I bet you thought you’d be able to play your game today! I bet you thought that stupid, constant Error 37 you got yesterday had been resolved, and that maybe the idea of an always-on internet requirement for a single-player game wasn’t acutally flawed in a fundamental way.
Shows what you know! Time to get with the hippest fashions, my friend. Go ahead. Boot up Diablo III and try to log in. You’ll get an up-close look at our fashionable new friend Error 3003 posthaste.
If you’re lucky, you may even see his cousin, Little Miss Error 75. She’s shy, but mark my words: She may just be the Next Big Thing.