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While You Were Sleeping

Man, I just woke up, but I had this really terrible nightmare where BioShock Infinite got delayed and Ken Levine was all like, “we just want to make the game more awesome.” Wait, what? That actually happened? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yep, sorry guys. While you were sleeping, Ken Levine and his team announced that BioShock Infinite, which is probably my most anticipated game at this point, personally, has been delayed into 2013. To be fair, it looks like it’ll be a short delay, and the game will drop in Feb. Kinda like Mass Effect 3 this year. Not all bad, really.

Diablo III — I hear it’s a big deal. How would you like a part time job where you just go to the shop and buy the game for someone, because that is a job that exists. Also — apparently The Simpsons are really psyched for the game.

This is the most terrifying Mario you’ll ever see, and this is pretty interesting: in Japan they are trying to phase out gambling elements in social games.

In Short
The Most Terrifying Mario You’ll Ever See
BioShock Infinite Delayed To 2013
How About A Part Time Job Buying Diablo III
The Simpsons Are Really Psyched For Diablo III
In Japan: Social Game Makers To Phase Out Gambling Elements

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