Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor
Released: June 19.
Critic: JabbaTheSlush (Metacritic)
• “[T]his is a solid one out of 10.”
Score: 1 (out of 10).
Critic: Kadeemluvmusic (Metacritic)
• “… [a] bad flavour of a chocolate Call of Duty mud cake.”
Score: 0.
Critic: somebody worried (Amazon)
• “This review is based off of 4 youtube reviews, and about 8 magazine reviews as I do not own a Kinect.”
Score: 1 star.
Max Payne 3 (PC)
Released: June 1.
Critic: diesbildnis (Metacritic)
• “[E]ssentially Duck Hunt 2012 with swearing and long cut scenes.”
Score: 1.
Gravity Rush
Released: June 12
Critic: ilikeeverything (Metacritic)
• “I really like this game because it feels French and I kinda like French things every now and then like French fries. “
Score: 0.
Fuck off Max Payne SP was awesome the MP is broken.
Agreed.
Nah
IMO, Max Payne SP was a pretty great game, but an average Max Payne game. MP needs some things patched, but it pretty decent, and actually works surprisingly well.
Wish they would bugger off with these stupid quotes re posted from Kotaku US. Not funny or informative.
IT WAS ALL AWESOME
This is a thing now? Posting butthurt user reviews?
Meta critic user reviews are the most important bastion of knowledge for game related issues in existence.
They should do backhanded quotes about Kotaku US.
It'd be far more entertaining...
In all seriousness judging by the Demo of Steel Battalion: Heavy Armour the game suffers from a lack of a $300 joystick or a keyboard. If 98% of the time the game can not interrupt my input how will I ever be able to play it.