In Real Life

Sweet Dreams, Creepy Valve Fanboy

While most people think fondly of Valve – at least, as fondly as one can think of a business out to take your money – there are some corners of the internet which can sometimes take things a little too far.

I’m not sure if this is one such case, though. I mean, as horrific as it looks, that’s a cute smile. And full-print pillows are something we should see more of in adult bedrooms.

So…yes, goodnight, sweet prince. May your dreams be of Half-Life 3. And of somebody who would actually sleep next to that on a regular basis.

I see the eyes of heaven everynight before I sleep [Dan Cutler]

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