Jessie lives with two Mass Effect nerds, who play the games all the time. Jessie has never played Mass Effect. When asked to name/describe the characters in the series, then, this is what she came up with.
The names might be missing for the most part, but yeah, she pretty much nails everything else.
SHAPURD [Bioware Whore]
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if you dont like his articles, then stop reading them.
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This isn't a news-only website, in case you haven't noticed. We re-iterate; don't like it, DON'T READ IT.
Bloody whingers.
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Please point out the part where he said it was only a news site.
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I don't find much value in his articles/posts either, but you know what? I just don't read them most of the time.
I'm not entirely sure what to make of this. It all feels kind of forced and staged, like whoever wrote it knows more ten they are pretending to. Maybe not but that's the vibe I'm getting from it.
I agree as soon as i started i knew this was staged, or at least fake as f.
What a crap joke. If you didn't know it you wouldn't know any of them
Loved the Homestuck reference.
False! The Reapers' look like ticks.
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Whoever came up with this is so kooky and outrageous* lolololol
*not really.