It’s been a dream of mine since childhood. Shigeru Miyamoto walks up to me, smiling. He says, “Mark, for all your hard work, here is a dollar for every coin you’ve ever collected whilst playing Mario”. Then we hold hands, skip through fields of barley for a while, have a picnic and then I wake up. BUT WHAT IF THE DREAM COULD COME TRUE. Kinda.
In Germany, Nintendo is offering players who are totally legit millionaires in New Super Mario Bros. 2 a free actual coin worth 220 Euros. Man, I need to move to play more NSMB2, pack up all my stuff, become a German resident, and then screencap with 3DS.
Actually, that seems like a lot of effort just for a frickin’ coin.
I need to re-evaluate my life.