Porn Site Declares It Is Now On Xbox 360

The Xbox is now officially a pornography machine. Well, sort of. It's now officially an Internet machine, which means it can be used to stream free pornography.

The folks behind porn site YouPorn are taking advantage of the fact that the Xbox 360 will soon get Internet Explorer (currently available to beta participants) to pimp out its streaming services. They even hacked up the above image to show what it could be like if YouPorn had its very own Xbox app.

YouPorn's blog:

Gamers and free porn lovers around the world rejoice! Thanks at long last to the introduction of Internet Explorer for XBox, you can now tap in to and stream all your favourite free YouPorn videos right from your XBox. Whether you're pwning n00bs in CoD: Modern Warfare 3, annihilating Bullymong in Borderlands 2, or taking the Saints deep in Madden NFL 13, you're never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free porn.

I asked Microsoft how they feel about their family-friendly console becoming an evil machine for pornography and sin. Here's their statement:

To be clear, we are adding Internet Explorer to Xbox Live, not specific adult content providers like YouPorn or any other specific website content. Additionally, we give members and parents the option to turn this feature on or off for their accounts. Access to Internet Explorer for all Child accounts is blocked by default.

Incidentally, video game website www.kotaku.com is also now available on Xbox 360. You're never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free video game news.

YouPorn Now Available on XBox! [YouPorn (NSFW)]


Comments

    "The Xbox is now officially a pornography machine."

    And Kotaku. I like the gaming articles and all, but most things here seem to be cos players not wearing very much, porn or things on Japan. I wonder what other gaming websites out there are actually focused on games

      +1

      I also like the fact that a porns logo has a loveheart it in. And by like I mean rolling of the eyes.

      Seriously?
      The last cosplay article is all the way back on page 6 ( i just checked for you).
      And if it really bothers you so much then just go somewhere else - it's as simple as that, really.

      Kotaklu report on a range of things, and while sometimes they can be a little on the "wtf" side of thing (thanks Kotaku USA), it's still a simple case of just opening and reading whatever you think might be interesting/a laugh.
      This article is a bit of a laugh, really. It's not promoting porn, but rather shown a spin that a porn site has put on Xbox having IE which is rather amusing, especially since they even mocked up a little home screen thing too.

      Honestly, all these people complaining so much over things that aren't even that serious are getting a bit ott...

        and ironically, it is those same moaners that would benefit most from youporn being available to them...

          this made me laugh more than it should have.. lol

          The best part is that you said 'moaners' and didn't even intend the pun. Brilliant

          I love youporn viewers, love the guys who've jerked off so much there brains have melted and when they comment they write stuff like "I want dick you tits nice"

        That's just one example. It's not always that far apart. You're also missing the school girls http://www.kotaku.com.au/2012/10/gaming-app-of-the-day-these-anime-girls-will-whip-you-into-shape/ which was on page 1 when I posted. Given the number of articles I've seen using them as sex symbols (the hug pillows, revealing anime action figures, cosplay etc) it's more suspect to me then innocent.

        Also it's not that it bothers me massively (seriously calm down dude) it's more I came to this site to catch up on gaming new and I was ironically pointing out that there have been plenty of times where you could find anything BUT gaming - or only the flimsiest link to gaming.

        There are plenty of articles I don't read because I don't feel like it, but when I see a(nother) actual article about Porn I feel compelled to point it out. I don't go here when other people are around anymore for these reasons.

          Sorry dude. If you have any criticism of Kotaku, be prepared for the brotaku's to jump all over you - regardless of whether it's insightful or not.

    I'm a You Jizz man myself...

    I'm not really sure how to feel about the fact that they are implying that a gamer is automatically a porn lover.

      Because the stereotype goes all gamers are supposed loners & virgins who can't get any so what they do all day is watch porn and jack off with their cheezel covered/flavoured hands.

    "Porn Site Declares It Is Now On Xbox 360"

    A bit late. The DoA series counts as soft porn.....

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