Coming to the end of the year’s major release calendar, we still have no shortage of righteous indignation and implacable disappointment in the world of user reviews.
Hitman: Absolution
Released: November 20.
Critic: monkeylion (Metacritic)
• “My first review was just with a couple of hours of gameplay, now after finishing the game I can tell you that there are 3 or 2 missions segments that are old classic hitman style, the others however suck, and suck bad.”
Score: 2
Critic: Raphael Johnson (Amazon)
• “I wish they would do a HD remake version of Blood money!”
Score: 3 stars
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
Released: November 18.
Critic: LesbianGoku (Metacritic)
• “The campaign is dull and overscripted, the online is cheesy and full of 12 year olds screaming in the mic, and the game is still full of cheaters.”
Score: 0
Critic: Ubifail (Metacritic)
• “If CAPCOM did this Smash Bros clone, and made a small roster to sell DLC, you would have killed them. So WHY THE HELL would you support such a rip-off and distribute perfect 10′s??? “
Score: 1 (“The ’1′ is for Nariko”)
Epic Mickey 2: The Power of 2
Released: November 18.
Critic: capthavic (Metacritic)
• “I played for about 30 minutes before quitting because I was so mind numbingly bored with it.”
Score: 3
Critic: wesker2012 (Metacritic)
• “I wouldn’t recommend anyone buying this game unless you want to be really pissed off.”
Score: 0
This is not criticism this is ranting!
Have at you, Inatimate Videogame Disc :P
Sorry but how was my comment innappropriate? I would genuinely love an HD remake of Blood Money. Moderation has gone crazy of late.
Haha, apparently quite a few of my recent responses got moderated, regardless of reasonable content, apparently I'm being trolled by someone on the Kotaku staff. Is there a process for filing a complaint for that? Or is it more of a 'I don't like you so you're out' thing?