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DayZ Stalker Wants To Dismember You, Be With You Forever

Only in a game featuring permadeath could this stalker encounter become as macabre and hilarious as it is. “This crazy guy starting following me and threatening to cut my head off during a DayZ live stream,” says the video’s uploader. He really is running for his life, and his stalker really is suicidally obsessed with running him down.

And the dying words, as the white knight with the silenced rifle saves the day, are in perfect character.

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