This Scottish Far Cry 3 Video Review Is The Funniest Thing Ever (If You Can Understand It)

I am in tears. I'm shedding actual tears here. Actual tears of laughter. Bear in mind that I'm Scottish and this is how I speak when I go home and I don't have to worry about people understanding what I say. Underneath this genuinely incisive review is some of the best Scottish patter I've heard in years. I'm pissing myself just thinking about it. You have to watch this but, be warned, it's not exactly... PC.

Translators note: 'shite tickets' = toilet paper.

Amazing. Make sure you stay tuned until the end, for Scottish rewrites of some major songs from gaming history. My favourite is the Sonic rewrite that includes the lyrics "Sonic the Hedgehog, he's a fucking hedgehog".

(It's also a pretty good review.)


Comments

    What the hell was that guy talking about?

      You mean "talken aboot".

    TO DO: Develop up vote button for stories.

      To Do: Get Mark to do video reviews of games like this.

    A surprisingly good review!

    This guy is my new (Game reviewing) Hero

    Oh god, that was brilliant. Even more so with the automatic captions on. Trust me, the captions come out as something special.

      i tried it with captions it was funny before but i lost my shit when it said "claim enough rickety carlos" thats it im out everyone at work is watching me giggle at my computer

    Pirate Camps!? Radio Towers? so what hes saying is its a cross between Just Cause 2 and Assassins Creed??

    I see what you mean by tears to your eyes. Those songs at the end were classic.

    What did he say right at the very end? I was fine with the accent up until the bit about the sock.
    Note: I am more than a little afraid of the answer.

      I think he said he was going to waggle himself daft

      And why not

    Great review gotta subscribe to his channel now :)

    Amazing, and so true about that bloody malaria thing in FC2

    @MarkSerrels You've probably seen this but:

    http://youtu.be/NMS2VnDveP8

    Such a good video. Immediately went to this afterwards:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfectchNtQM

      It's seriously like you read my mind. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF THIS VIDEO SO I COULD SEARCH FOR IT! FOR THE LAST TWO HOURS!

    Not sure how much I understood of that, but he's convinced me that I want to play Far Cry 3.

    Ah wish Kotaku was available at work but the bloody filter doesn't let me watch brilliant stuff like this. Mark you should totally do a story or two via video, would be great.

    Had me at the moment the 'Lost' logo came up.

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