Retro

Watch Golden Axe Get Ripped To Shreds In 9:27

Raise your hands if you spent a whoooole lot of time playing Golden Axe on your Sega Genesis. I sure did and never in my wildest dreams did I think it could be finished in under 10 minutes.

That’s exactly what Jason ‘honorableJay’ Feeney does in this speedrun video hosted at Speed Demos Archive. Feeney offers up insights from his time with the classic brawler on the video’s homepage. Here, he brings up my most hated part of Golden Axe:

Bonus Stages

The first 4 stages give you a chance to fill up on your magic/health after the completing the stage. The problem with these stages is the fact that the thief patterns are random. There is nothing I can do but pray I don’t get a bad pattern. This is the only spot in the game with random elements, making them the most frustrating at times.

Man, I hated those thieves! I’m saving the entire realm, arseholes. You should be giving me stuff! Jerks.

Golden Axe [Speed Demos Archive]