In your heart of hearts you’ve always wanted it. You know that a T-Rex won’t be a gentle lover, but you want the excitement. The chase. The literal chase of being hunted by a T-Rex. Can you imagine? A dinner date with a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Not knowing whether or not you are on the actual menu. This is Jurassic Heart — the dating simulation that allows you to woo a dinosaur.
My name is Mark Serrels and I’m currently in a relationship with a T-Rex called Taira. I am wearing a fossil shaped hairclip and I’m helping my T-Rex boyfriend shop for a Ukelele. You think I’m making this up? How could anyone make this up?
He tells me his deepest fears, about his performance anxiety. NO NOT THAT, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! It’s about his Ukulele playing. He’s too shy to play in public, because it’s difficult to play a Ukulele with such small hands. But Taira tells me that, if I’m behind him, he can do anything.
Taira is a beautiful soul. I don’t know where this is heading, I don’t know how my life will change now that I’m dating a T-Rex, but for now I just want to enjoy this moment…
You can download Jurassic Heart here.
Via io9
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