That’s three in a row for Crotchdot. Unreal. He is on a genuine tear. Yesterday’s HaiTaku was indeed Skate or Die.
I need to crank this up to the next level if I’m going to outwit you guys…
Come in one by one
No riders sit in the seat
Gotta go faster
Good luck everyone!
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29 responses to “The Daily HaiTaku”
Full Throttle
Crazy Taxi?
I get hints of “Documents Please” but “no riders sit in the seat” tells me it must be a cycling game, of which I know none.
Roller coaster Tycoon?
What was that unicycle game called. Unirally, was it?
Yeah I was thinking Unirally.
I’m with you on Unirally!
But they stay in the seat. Hmm..
There’s no one in the seat in Unirally. You just control a unicycle.
Hm, okay. I must be confusing it with another!
Excite bike?
This was my thought as well
Kotaku PAX Competition
Real answer … Half Life?
Desert Bus
You get 1 point at a time, there are no passengers, and you are limited to 45 miles an hour.
Beyond a shadow
Of a doubt… Once again I
Say that it’s The Dig.
Biker Mice from Mars. duh
Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing?
Feels like this should be a Sonic game, anyway. Wasn’t “Gotta go faster” a Sonic line?
Lemonade Stand
Mach Rider
Snowboard Kids.
Has ‘Remeber this’ ‘Scribletaku’ or ‘HaiTaku’ even actually been The Dig?
… and did Shane loose his sh*t?
IIRC Scribbletaku was The Dig once, and on that very day someone beat him to the punch!
Its been remember this twice and both times shane missed out
He missed it once but I believe he has gotten it twice since.
It’s gone on long enough to get a little scary at how dedicated he is actually. The “Bike Mice from Mars” guy is getting up to that level too.
Road Rash 2
GI Jockey
Unirally sounds right, but I’m going to guess Wipeout.
Trials, Trials HD or Trials Evolution