Jean-Claude Van Damme Does His Epic Split… Between Two Trucks

14 responses to “Jean-Claude Van Damme Does His Epic Split… Between Two Trucks”

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   weresmurf

   November 15, 2013 at 7:34 pm

   See, the thing is that ad isnt telling the TRUE story. They’re actually steering inwards… he’s using his muscles from brussels to push them both OUT!!!! Awesome ad though! Saw it earlier today and shared it instantly.

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   noobytwo

   November 15, 2013 at 7:41 pm

   I love that man. Even though he has been ‘straight to dvd’ for the last 10 years, I love him.

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      jimu

      November 15, 2013 at 8:06 pm

      The apology in JCVD was amazing!

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         weresmurf

         November 15, 2013 at 8:14 pm

         JCVD was a brilliant movie, a really damn good film. USoldier 3 and 4 were pretty spectacular too 😀

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            jimu

            November 15, 2013 at 8:15 pm

            I only saw the one where

            JCVD wore the face paint at the end and it was like the last level in a game, Dolph was even the sub-boss, so good/bad!

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               weresmurf

               November 15, 2013 at 8:17 pm

               Yeah thats 4. However (MAJOR SPOILERS) watch it again, JCVD isn’t actually the badguy in it. Adkins imagined EVERYTHING that happened to him in the house. He’s a government stooge sent in to wipe out all the UniSols. With that knowledge, watching it the second time you realise he’s murdering innocent Unisols and hes the badguy… the movie essentially ends with a tyrant in charge.

               The third one was fantastic, Universal Soldier : Regeneration.

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               jimu

               November 15, 2013 at 8:49 pm

               I got that he was bad but i didn’t realise he imagined anything.

               Hmmmmmmm

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               weresmurf

               November 15, 2013 at 9:39 pm

               Yep. The whole family thing is an implanted memory.

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               jimu

               November 15, 2013 at 9:41 pm

               Oh that! Yeah yeah, I thought you meant the end bit.

               No, yeah, I did get it then *phew*

               Yeah, it was pretty good.

            5. 

               ashuramgs2sub

               November 16, 2013 at 4:24 am

               Was the third one…
               the one with the computer getting corrupted by a virus and turning evil, who then proceeds to say to somebody “on the other hand, fuck you” while flipping the bird via an image on its screen?

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               weresmurf

               November 16, 2013 at 4:51 am

               2 was the one with goldberg in it. But theyre all only loosely connected.

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   jimu

   November 15, 2013 at 8:06 pm

   He’s prolly my fave after Jackie

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   freya

   November 15, 2013 at 8:08 pm

   I am of the personal belief that the Enya makes it more awesome.

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      woods

      November 16, 2013 at 12:39 am

      I concur. It’s very tranquil.

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5. 

   Ixixly

   November 15, 2013 at 10:25 pm

   I’m pretty sure the music was put in to make it sound less epic and more hilarious, because the moment the music really started playing was the moment I started laughing… this Ad is awesome!!

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