Last week, porn star Christy Mack announced a competition for the ages: whoever built her “the coolest LEGO creation” to put in her house won a prize. And that prize was a blowjob.
Note: Yes, the Twitter feed in question has some NSFW stuff on it. It’s the Twitter feed of a porn star.
It set hundreds of dudes (and ladies) on Twitter into a spin, some cheating and sending in images they found on Google, others going the extra mile and hand-delivering Mack their creations.
It was a brilliant piece of self-marketing, one Mack addressed in about the most perfect way imaginable.
Sadly, for those hoping to take out top prize, the competition’s off.
And just like that you’re back to building LEGO for good ol’ internet fame.
UPDATE: Never say never.
How a porn star’s Lego challenge went viral until lawyers killed it [Daily Dot]
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27 responses to “The LEGO Blowjob Competition Is Cancelled”
Aren’t we all whores who like Lego? Lower class whores like mega bloks
…….and I was almost finished!
thats what SHE said…
The lego or?
If you were almost finished why would you need to win the comp?
I’ll still give people the prize!
I made this for you
http://www.halotoynews.com/2012/12/18/2013-halo-4-mega-bloks-cauldron-crash-with-prometheans-figures/
But, that was posted in 2012 😛
Is she still with War Machine? Would a blowjob from her really be worth having a mentally deranged thug come after you?
Because I’m sure he chases down every man she has sexual relations with.
Ba ha hah!
He’d prolly sit and have a beer with you while she did it. Business is business.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS LEGO NOW
Do what James May did and build a house.
Damn… I thought the competition was run by the LEGO company. That’s gonna make for one awkward package when it arrives…
You sent what now?!
Well…I misunderstood the nuances of the competition. Thought it was something that you were meant to put…somewhere else. Made a 60 inch LEGO phallus.
Lawyers ruin everything!
Well I hope the winner still got a BJ from her in secret……but you would want that proof 😐
Get Travelers Tales on this. I wanna see LEGO: Blow Job the game!
Well, blow me down.
What a shame, she’d give deadly head 🙁
LEGO blowjob? Sign me… Oh. Disappointment.
Was thinking of running a BJ contest where the lucky winning lady gets a $20 Target voucher to buy Lego of her choice. Roll up… Roll up…
Lego blowjob sounds painful. Kind of like cheese grater masturbation. :{
As soon as she announced the competition, the lawyers were shitting bricks.
Used the word “legos”
The plural of lego is lego
2/10 would not bang.