When you look at Booker DeWitt — star of BioShock Infinite — on the cover of the game, you see a rugged man of action who won’t take no guff from nobody. When you look at his face on this new action figure, you see something else.
I see a man who looks like he was in a band in the 1980s that had a lot of synthesisers in it. Maybe even a keytar.
[Toyark]
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10 responses to “BioShock Figure Is Hilariously Awful”
I thought it was a person at first, and we were laughing at that hook blade thing… Gawd damn it is pretty bad. I’d still perch it on my pc though.
I also thought it was a bad cosplay! Even worse than the Liz one.
He looks taken by surprise.
I’m assuming this is Adam Scott from Hot Tub Time Machine 2.
Personally, I’m looking forward to the opening of the Booker DeWitt School for Kids who don’t read good and want to do other stuff good too.
Here’s hoping they don’t make it a school for ants.
To be fair, the picture on the cover of the game doesn’t look exactly like Booker in-game.
He looks like Benedict Cumberbatch with a 5 O’clock shadow…
the cover art actually looks a fair bit like the aussie guy from defiance
Grant Bowler! He totally does, yeah.
I’m Guybrush Threepwood and I want to be a portal travelling skyline riding badass.