Who Is Link’s Best Romantic Option In Ocarina Of Time?

In this week’s edition of ‘by God I wish I had written this’ comes an absolutely pitch perfect list of Link’s romantic options in Ocarina of Time, ranked in terms of who would work best for him as a life partner.

It’s great.

It’s great because it totally thinks about the issue logically. It’s great because it doesn’t assume that Link is straight. It’s great for a number of reasons, but I don’t want to spoil the list for you.

I will just say these things.

— Princess Ruto is waaaaay to high maintence.
— I suspect Darunia would be a firm but gentle lover.
— Everyone had a crush on adult Malon growing up. Everyone.

Now go and read the list already!

Link’s Romantic Options In Ocarina of Time, Ranked [The Toast]


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