“What if you could feel good all the time?” That’s the question that Bayonetta 2 seems to ask. It answers that query, too. With an avalanche of mind-bending spectacle that will very often leave you dizzy and, by the end of it, a little numb.
From its opening prologue, the sequel to 2009’s hit action game reminded me of Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder. It’s a medical condition where a person is plagued by random, frequent orgasms that don’t happen because of sexual activity. PGAD pops up in the news every so often and sad occurrences are part of the disease’s history. While it sounds like something out of a bad porn movie, PGAD turns pleasure into torment.
Bayonetta 2 is a game that’s very much obsessed with the symbology of sex in an adolescent way. It continues the use of crotch-tastic camera angles and faux-raunchy double entendres as it delivers another dose of sexy witch action. The first boss fight in the game — against a giant dragon wound around a skyscraper — would be the mind-blowing finale on many other titles. But that’s just where Bayonetta 2 starts, followed by encounters in the middle of tidal waves, magma tunnels and heaven-vs-hell dogfights. Despite that, the curious thing about the way Platinum has chained together Bayonetta 2‘s design is how quickly the ludicrous proceedings start feeling natural.
That’s largely due to how well-tuned the action feels in the Wii U exclusive game. It’s the rare action game where evasion feels as good as pummelling enemies. In loads of games, you dodge because you need to. In Bayonetta 2, you dodge because you want to. Like in Bayonetta 1, successful dodges activate Witch Time, a slo-mo moment where you can really pile on the damage. Even as the fights against giant angelic monsters with faces in the wrong places blur together, the thrill of making them miss and punishing them for it remains fresh.
The handful of new weapons — and the ability to mix and match them in assigned slots — helps Bayonetta 2 feel like an upgraded version of its predecessor, too. I strutted into battle wearing new ranged and melee weapons on my arms and feet, switching them up as the waves of enemies shifted form small, quick cherubs to bigger, slower demon robots.
You’ll encounter optional Muspelheim battle challenges while journeying through the campaign. These side excursions offer special rewards, as long as you finish them in accordance with their unique conditions. This means that you’ll have fights that dare you to take no damage, only use enemy weapons, or constantly stay in Witch Time to actually hurt enemies.
Along the way, you’ll be rewarded with Verse Cards, too, which get used to access other battle rooms in the Tag Climax co-op mode. The more of these that you collect, the more mini-boss encounters and boss fights you can re-visit with a partner. Weapons and items from the single-player portion carry over and you quickly can earn in-game cash in Tag Climax to buy more stuff. I played a few rounds of Tag Climax with Kotaku editor-in-chief Stephen Totilo. Connections remained stable during the time we played but keep in mind that the game hasn’t yet come out in the U.S. While it was fun to thrash through the game’s signature over-the-top fighting styles with a buddy, Tag Climax does feel more like simultaneous button-mashing. Where the fighting in the single-player can feel almost like something choreographed, the way co-op play implements Witch Time and the Umbran Climax super-attacks feels less rewarding. We’ll have more on the Tag Climax co-op once the game is out.
Yes, Bayonetta 2 has a story. No, it doesn’t really matter. The plot is essentially that the title character has to journey her way to Hell to reclaim her witch-friend Jeanne’s abducted soul after a spell that she casts goes awry. Along the way, she picks up a young witch-boy sidekick named Loki, who’s plagued with fragmented memories. Does his past intertwine with Bayonetta’s? What do you think?
The embargo notice for Bayonetta 2 came with a highly detailed breakdown of what reviewers could and couldn’t reveal from the Wii U exclusive. With the exception of already-shown costumes, I found it hard to imagine anybody caring about the plotlines in Bayonetta 2. It’s anime-style pseudo-mysticism of a highly rarefied degree, with patchwork cosmology fascinated with mashing up bits of Christian, Norse and Greek mythological iconography. Bayonetta 2 harbors so many dog-whistle otaku tropes that it seems like even its intended flock might go deaf from the high-pitched squealing.
Yet, that all weaves together in an oddly compelling way that becomes high camp. Bayonetta’s clothes shopping gets interrupted by attacking celestial armies that she has to defeat on a fighter jet. Multiple times. Carefully wrought character designs fall away to reveal an enemy in a man-thong. A fast, techno rendition of that gloopy old American songbook standard “Moon River” starts playing in the middle of a fight. The campiness softens the game’s flaws, wrapping you up in a series of end-stage spasms that lack either consequence or psychological complication. “Yeah, that was silly when you spanked the heavenly centaur, wasn’t it? Nah, you shouldn’t feel bad about it. We’re all just here to have fun, aren’t we?”
So, no: Bayonetta 2‘s constant orgy of hyper-stimulation isn’t some sort of PGAD-like torture but it does deaden the players’ response to its efforts after a while. I stopped looking at the gigantic, twisted designs of the enemies and just focused on where I needed to hit them to make them explode into blood and halos. If you constantly have orgasms, they’re not fun anymore. It’s the build-up, the anticipation and connection that makes any kind of release pleasurable. Bayonetta 2 often feels like it’s a game that’s trying to top itself every five minutes or so, and while the action the player engages in feels finely honed throughout, the game gives you very little story-based reason for it all. The ratings and awards you earn after each fight or level wind up meaning more than the script you’re playing inside of.
Just thinking about how the developers at Platinum will surpass the excesses on display in this month’s release is enough to rub a body raw. Bayonetta 2‘s combat design remains robust enough to be a very strong main attraction. But any emotions stirred up during my time with Bayonetta wound up feeling shallow. I’m glad for those times when I kicked arse in a stylish manner but still found myself bemoaning the terrible storytelling I endured to do that. If Platinum somehow manages to shore up those failings, the next encounter with Bayonetta won’t just be a pantomine of lust. It might turn into love.
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22 responses to “Bayonetta 2: The Kotaku Review”
IGN gave it a 9.5 and Gamespot 10, this sure looks like a good time.
I am so psyched about this game. I loved the fact that bayonetta took itself like a joke to the point of satire.
Why stop there?
Metacritic – 92
Gamespot – 10/10
Edge – 10/10
Joystiq – -5/5
IGN – 9.5/10
Famitsu – 38/40
Official Nintendo Magazine – 93%
Gameinformer – 9/10
NintendoLife – 9/10
NintendoWorldReport – 9/10
Eurogamer – 9/10
Venturebeat – 9/10
Polygon – 7.5/10
Gamesided 9.5/10
Destructoid – 10/10
Godisageek – 10/10
Videogamer – 9/10
Gamesradar – 4/5
Metro – 9/10
Nintendoinsider – 10/10
USgamers – 4.5/5
One of these scores does not belong, one of these scores is not like the other.
GTFO Polygon…
Marked down for tits or degrading women or something not entirely to do with video games.
Not marked up for the reviewer finding male gaze cinematography to be gratuitous, completely rational.
What is with this obsession that games start the highest score and then points are removed for reasons? Completely absurd take on a marking scheme.
A score of 7.5 is good, read the review and you’ll find that the reviewer found the game to be great, except for one main area that a lot of people might have issue with. What is wrong with pointing that area out?
Because they’ve playing the SJW card to get page views?
The reviewer ( not Evan ) has publicly lamented distaste at ‘sexualization and objectification’ of women and criticizes the game for the same. At the same time, he’s also a member of Suicidegirls, a site that features more explicit nudity than Bayonetta.
http://i.imgur.com/PjCd0P0.jpg
So it seems ‘male gaze cinematography’ is wrong unless you have a subscription. I’m not perfect, but if I was in the public eye and criticized people for shit I’d done I’d be seen as a hypocrite, as would any of us.
Both of you, the game looks great, play it or don’t, Platinum Games us nuts good. Taking such umbrage to constructive criticism in a review looks silly.
@blahjedi, if you can’t use the term SJW in the proper context don’t use it, pejoratives aren’t hip. You don’t like social commentary? Common sense, don’t read it; you don’t like critiques? Common sense, don’t read it; you don’t want to support ‘click bait’? Common sense, don’t read it.
@mikeyboy, that is nonsensical, one’s sexuality does not preclude them from criticising sexuality in or sexuality of media. There are lot’s of issues in your statement regarding assumptions around consent, autonomy, and even markets.
No, there are no issues in my statement regarding consent, presuming you mean sexual consent between adults? Nothing of the sort was said. ; )
Seriously, 3/4 of that review was spent talking about sexualising / objectification and very little talk on the game itself.
Easily my most anticipated game of the year, all the positive review scores are making me so happy
I bought a WiiU months ago just for this.
I don’t even have any other games for the system yet.
Get wonderful 101! It is also brilliant, platinum goodness, but it plays off the power rangers instead of fan service anime as its platform.
It also contains the best button mashing moment in gaming history.
I’ve considered getting it for the sole reason that Bayonetta is a character.
And if they ever add Bayonetta into SSB, I’ll get that too.
I get the feeling that she was considered as a character for Smash, and that some moves were even created for her, as some of Zero Suit Samus’ moveset and her random ‘jet boots’ are very reminiscent of Bayonetta, much more so than Samus herself. ZSS has a black outfit palette, so you can always pretend, I guess. 😛
I had a lot of fun albeit brief with the demo on the weekend. The witch is back. All my hype.
Does anyone know if this has Bayonetta 1 on disk as well? I remember that being touted as a feature a couple months ago. I never played it, and if it’s included it makes this a pretty attractive package.
That, and the fact that Platinum are awesome.
As far as I know, for us down here the game comes with a second disk that has the first game on it. Whereas over in Europe there’s three different versions, and I think only one or two of them actually have it on-disk. The other you have to get it on the eShop instead.
Cheers. Methinks I’ll be investing in this one.
Im curious, but nothing about this style of game really is drawing me to reach for my wallet. Looks cool tho.
Just played the demo on Wii U, found it pretty boring and repetitive. Looks quite good. Ended up just button mashing and then rage quitting.
You just need to get used to it, or this genre isn’t for you (either or). The combat is far more intricate than it first seems, and high level play looks and feels godlike to pull off.
Platinum always asks the player to put some hard yards in, but the payoff is always worth it. Even w101 had advanced combat systems which took weeks for the community to get their heads around (and that’s a “kiddie” game!).