Notch Just Bought A House for $70 Million, And He’s Chilling

Ever since Markus ‘Notch’ Persson sold Minecraft to Microsoft, he’s been pretty low key. Until today, when news broke that he outbid Jay-Z and Beyonce to buy a goddamn $70 million house in Beverly Hills.

And roughly 30 minutes ago he tweeted the above pic. Feet up on the couch, in his new $70 million dollar house, just relaxing.

Ball till you fall Notch, ball till you fall.

This house went up on sale at an asking price of $85 million, just a figure I can’t even comprehend. It has a tower of M & Ms for some reason, a replica of a James Dean motorcycle, grenade art, and $5,000 toilets. Damn it must feel good taking a leak into those.


Basically the house is ridiculous.

According to a release, the property is actually pretty cheap compared to what you might pay in other areas for a similar house. Man, this kind of living. I can’t even comprehend it.

That Minecraft money.


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