Five Nights At Wario’s Makes Nintendo Terrifying

Five Nights At Wario’s Makes Nintendo Terrifying

Five Nights At Wario’s is a Five Nights At Freddy’s parody game chock full of Nintendo characters like Mario, Luigi and Princess Peach. Also their eyes are dead and they’re bleeding pure darkness from infinite void orifices. And then there’s Waluigi. Dear god, Waluigi.

Five Nights At Wario’s is available for free over on Game Jolt, and if you’ve played Five Nights At Freddy’s you should know (roughly) what you’re in for. You watch, you wait, and eventually — after lurching, inescapable dread has had time to creep down your spine — HOLY SHIT JUMP SCARE YOUTUBERS THE WORLD OVER SCREEEEEAM.

Of course, instead of weird Chuck-E-Cheese-esque animatrons, this time you’re dealing with Mario and co — an arguably even more horrifying prospect depending on what sort of childhood you had.

Here’s FusionZGamer being alternatively amused and creeped out by the game:

Five Nights At Wario’s is kinda low-fi and janky, but it gets the job done. (Hint: “the job,” in this case, is making me know true fear in the pallorous shadow of Waluigi’s Slenderman-like features). Give it a go for free here.


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