On today’s Highlight Reel we have bad synchronisations, whales that would make Douglas Adams proud, very helpful Bloodborne invaders and much more!
- EA Sports UFC – A UFC Fight Turns bad – Game Clips
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Bloodborne – I’m sorry but what the fuck just happened? – LordVysh
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Bloodborne – I’m so done – DrSan Andreas
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Battlefield Hardline – One man army (Solo Heli Kill) – Knoppix Cg
- Assassin’s Creed Unity – How not to synchronise – JosepH StantoN
- GTA V – Things to do: Windmilltipping – Skauen239
- GTA V – Tight Squeeze, GTA V Skydive – unknownproduce
- GTA V – Pool Party At Michael’s – Eoner321
- GTA V – Damnit Moon Moon! – mephiles35
- GTA V – The Largest Mammal on Land – Merfish
Highlight Reel is Kotaku’s regular roundup of great plays, stunts, records and other great moments from around the gaming world.
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4 responses to “Rude Whale Invades GTA V On PC”
Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of a computer generated planet.
And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more.
This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.
“Ah … ! What’s happening?” it thought.
“Er, excuse me, who am I?”
“Hello?”
“Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?”
“What do I mean by who am I?”
“Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach.”
“Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?
“No.”
“Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …’
“Or is it the wind?”
“There really is a lot of that now isn’t it?”
“And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!”
“I wonder if it will be friends with me?”
And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence. And honking. And some explosions.
‘Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.’
The important thing is, was there a pot of petunias in GTAV, what did it think, and do we know why?
Bravo!
Looks like people are having fun with Alex Blades native trainer.
I’ve got a game id like you to cover. Anything BUT GTA V!!!