Sadly, Geralt Doesn’t Have A Penis

Sadly, Geralt Doesn’t Have A Penis

In the Witcher 3, Geralt is one swinging dude. He must have some libido! Seems he doesn’t have much of a weenie — or, for that matter, any whatsoever.

Note: Some readers might find this content objectionable.

Website PC Games.de (via tipster James) installed a free-camera mod that allows players to explore the in-game world and the world of Geralt’s crotch. (Previously, we saw how this mod showed that NPCs get freaky when you’re not looking).

It’s not surprising that this character model is penis-free. Video game dicks are hard!

But, in case you were wondering what Geralt’s nether regions looked like, here ya go:

Sadly, Geralt Doesn’t Have A Penis
Sadly, Geralt Doesn’t Have A Penis
Sadly, Geralt Doesn’t Have A Penis

Goodness.


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