This Mass Effect Krogan Cake Looks So Good You Won’t Want To Eat It

Some people have so much talent it hurts. And as someone with a sweet tooth, I’m completely in awe of the genius behind this Mass Effect cake.

It’s so good that, at first glance, you might not realise it’s the classic birthday ornament. It doesn’t look quite as spectacular from behind, but maybe that’s a good thing; after all, you can’t stare at it forever. Somebody’s gotta eat all that flour, eggs and sugar eventually.

Andrew, who emailed in these fine photos, says underneath this spectacular Krogan specimen is a raspberry and chocolate mud cake. The face is made out of white chocolate and marshmallow fondant or as my colleague described it, a “heart attack cake”.

A heavenly heart attack, if you ask me. Truly astonishing.

“Grunt never tasted so good,” Andrew added. I bet. As someone who likes to dabble in some very rudimentary baking, this is several degrees of awesome. What’s your favourite cross-over between gaming and sweets?


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