Here Is A Silly Sex Scene That Happens In The Witcher 3 Expansion

Here Is A Silly Sex Scene That Happens In The Witcher 3 Expansion

And now for a ridiculous moment you can experience within the new Witcher 3 expansion, Hearts of Stone.

NSFW spoilers below!

Hearts of Stone isn’t just about defeating powerful monsters or stopping an immortal bandit captain. There’s romance, too! It is a Witcher game, after all.

If you play your cards right in the DLC, you can sleep with an old flame, Shani the red-haired medic. Here’s what makes this sex scene interesting, though. There’s the normal version of the scene, where Geralt and Shani have a romantic evening under the moonlight. You can watch that below:

[Source: Naughty Gaming]

And then there’s THIS version of the sex scene, where Shani has a little too much to drink. Skip to about 2:25 if you’re short on time:

[Source: GameSpot]

Ha…wow, CD Projekt Red. That’s almost too real. Still, though. I kiiiiind of wish it were Geralt who throws up mid-sex — but this is pretty good, too.


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