If you've ever been dumbstruck by someone coming up to you and asking about the merits of dropping $60 or more on a season pass for games, this is exactly what your response should be.
It's the latest video from the team behind the Unscripted YouTube channel. This time they've taken the latest Star Wars: Battlefront gameplay trailer and had a long, funny swipe at season passes and Battlefront more broadly.
Because, as we all know, victory is pre-ordered.
Just great. The money sound when Vader's lightsaber comes out is sensational.