Well?
There’s currently an IndieGoGo campaign running for a thing called VirtuaDolls. It’s some interactive software married to a peripheral that will, through the power of science and crowd-funded manufacturing, fuck a dick.
I guess most of what follows is NSFW? If not by definition then at least in spirit.
Allow these gifs to demonstrate:
Here’s a 360-degree shot of the peripheral:
And here’s the trailer for both the device and its included software:
You know, one day, the first team to really crack the idea of VR porn is going to make millions. Maybe billions.
Sadly, I don’t think this is that day.
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73 responses to “Would You Fuck This Video Game Sex Machine?”
Oh shit! It’s easy to clean?
My answer is: Yeees…YES!
I’d be too afraid that thing would rip my dick off…
I love that’s the only thing stopping you.
I refuse to answer on the grounds it’ll probably end up on imgur, reddit or redtube at some point…
Hey I’ve got bad news about BJs.
You rang?
well played sir, well played
That will only happen if you loose the battle with the beast! huehuehue
I will wield the mighty pork sword of +69 penetration!
Luke, you are the man!
What a time to be alive!
Can’t wait to speedrun this!
*forgets the lube*
Mother of god…
Machine took the rasher and left the rinds, eh?
LOL!
I’m not sure how comfortable I’d be with watching live twitch stream of this being speed run at the next AGDQ haha
No sweat, I bet PewDiePie will make a walkthrough!
With all the current gen character creators in the likes of Skyrim, Saints Row and Metal Gear V, how is there such a small selection? Still waiting for the day the sims are fully customisable for what you’re feeling like in that hour.
I’ll wait for anime-waifu versions!
So hot
http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Krieger's_Virtual_Girlfriend
No, no! This kind of waifu!!:
Google “jlist onahole” and don’t say I didn’t warn you,
They have a variety of different… adult stress reduction aids, most with an accompanying anime girl design.
Ohh jeez, thanks! LOL
It’s the “little sister” one I personally find most disturbing.
Wonder if they’ve planned for plugin character packs from other popular games like Dead or Alive, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat… Smash Bros.?
Its-a-Mario!
Also search Kotaku (or your favourite video streaming site) for “Kunoichi” or “Broken Princess”, theres some DOA, proudly made in Source Filmmaker.
See this image? This is why you shouldn’t fuck machines.
But… would you miss the mmoRPG version of this thing??!!?
Just imagine all the grinding you would need to do.
I hope they port, I want to wank my way through bloodborne
Seriously, this article and 90% of the comments have had me corpsing for 10 minutes.
Is there one coming out for hand-held consoles?
Train rides to visit my parent’s house are an hour long.
In 20 years it won’t be seen as weird to do this at all.
I think it’s gonna be kinda cool personally. Almost a workout. All that thrusting!
In 20 years Japanese people might go to extinction with this product!
I’m kinda hoping you have to fight the minotaur with your sword before you rescue the goddess.
“Sword” ?
Spoiler – The woman is an evil witch and the minotaur is the one you rescue and sleep with :p
5/7 would play again.
Uh. What happened to… dammit, I forgot the name. Someone’s comment complaining about the swearing in the title. Thought it was Wolfpac but that user profile seems empty so maybe not. Hardly seemed necessary to be removed, anyway.
I told him I would dumb my gf (right hand will be missed) and upgrade to VirtualDoll and he ragequited.
Urrghhh I’m thinking of the play testers for this one, and wondering if they can look themselves in the mirror anymore.
I am thinking the rage of Anita Sarkeesian ! xD
Oh absolutely !!
They just need to make one for her. Wait, females had one of those first!
Alpha testers.
???
Alpha (male).
Testers.
Oh now I see what you did there, well played sir. This whole thing is pretty icky right now, but will be making billions once somebody gets it right.
Welp.
Hold my hand!
well that is potentially the most disturbing thing ive seen all day
makes the pie scene from american pie look normal
Both the video graphics and the game graphics make it look like a product from the late 90’s. I wonder if it is in purpose.
And credit where it’s due: If I were to create something like this and ask people money for it, I wouldn’t have the bollocks to have my face associated with it all. The guy really doesn’t give a damn.
The whole video was hillarious! I wish that guy’s dream come true!
After watching the video, I get the sense that the late 80s is missing a Director …
Never have I seen so many backers listed as anonymous…
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/virtuadolls-an-adult-vr-game-controller–2#/funders
campaign has gone into “draft” I guess we can’t become anonymous backers either :p
The creator didn’t expect such an outburst in sales, so he will recreate the project.
GREAT ! I can’t wait for my computer to ask “is it in yet?” … what ever the hell that means AM I RIGHT !?!?!?!
YOU ARE RIGHT!!! But this “peripheral” might be very expensive.. I’ll just wait and buy a used one!!11
For sure !!! Someone is bound to mod it. Maybe some nice LEDs or tinsel or something. Might need to buy a few of these for a LAN game or something !!! HAHAHA
“Receive one of our prototypes before the consumer launch. Note: Our prototypes are 3D printed, rough, and are not intended to be used by consumer”
Oh you know they are going to be used by the consumer.
Ok, seems a bit bulky, but the love handles look useful, like if you wanted to carry it round to your mates place.
Surely the money in this is having connected units over the net… that also service the opposite sex.
Finally the true next gen is here after Atari2600!
Can you get a multiplayer version, so you and a mate can spit roast that demon?
Omg , that was great dude. Thanks for the laugh.
Imagine that one man created this peripheral+game, meaning he tested it multiple times!!
Oh so gross man, I wonder if he has a cum rag or if he hoses it off,and if there was a point where he just went ehhh let’s just get into it, don’t worry about the cleaning eeewwww
How long until someone beats Dark Souls with this?
How about guitar hero?!
yo this shit gross af this shit ratchet as all hell man. yall nasty ass waifu ass mf’s.
Laaaaag… XD
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/mepjxs1ntd9nuf0sj4v1.gif