Or at least those of us who gathered every DNA sample in 1997’s The Lost World: Jurassic Park video game. We scored a very special message from Mr. Goldblum, urging us to “call a member of the opposite sex” and “Get the stink off.”
I was watching Jeff Goldblum on a post-Orphan Black episode of the Graham Norton Show earlier this week, when I recalled a grainy motivational video I had seen years ago, but I couldn’t remember where I’d see it. Eventually I put it out of my mind, only to have Redditor Thatonesplicer share that very video today, via YouTube’s Gamehelper.
What a wonderful feeling, working your way through a not-very-good-at-all game under the spell of collectible compulsion, only to be rewarded by a reminder of how much time I’d just wasted. The folks at DreamWorks Interactive were monsters.
I don’t blame you, Mr. Goldblum. At least not for this.
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7 responses to “When Jeff Goldblum Told Us To Stop Playing And Enjoy Life”
I too see that you enjoy frequenting r/gaming
The cringe is strong with this one…
Monkey Island also told you to turn your computer off and go outside, iirc.
I think metal gear told us to do that too a couple of times.
I did what you said Mr. Goldblum. I got up, washed the stink off, called a member of the opposite sex, and now I’m sitting in my room gaming with a stinky member of the opposite sex.
The thing is that all of the others weren’t delivered in a horrific pain inducing Jeff Goldblum style
This is delivered exactly how I would imagine Dr Ian Malcolm to deliver this message including the wording. He’s in freaking character for christ sake, Ian was a prick, that’s his whole character, people seem to forget that because he’s played by such beloved actor