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Welp. Everyone knew this would happen, right? Pokémon GO makes use of your camera, and you can take a picture of whatever you’d like while playing, after all. (NSFW content ahead!)
Actually, right now the internet has a number of different kinds of Pokémon GO nudes floating around, with at least a couple of people purporting to use Pokémon GO during or right before sex. The most popular image, which you’ve probably seen by now, is titled “WHEN YOU ABOUT TO SMASH BUT POKEMONGO IS LIFE.” It is not the only image online: There are definitely more raunchy images floating around.
Plenty of people are taking nude selfies and sharing them on social media too, and there’s an entire subreddit dedicated to NSFW Pokémon GO pictures.
But the most common type of Pokémon GO nude pic has to be the dick pic. Surprising absolutely no one, dudes out there are showing off their latest Pokémon capture by letting it all hang out. A cursory Tumblr search shows a lot more where that came from. It is probably only a matter of time before website Critique My Dick Pic finds itself having to judge a wang right next to a Doduo or whatever. Pray for them. I reached out CMDP about this, especially in regards to whether they have any advice for people wanting to send *good* Pokémon GO nudes, but had not heard back at time of writing. My gut tells me it is impossible, but I’m sure someone out there is about to prove me wrong. No word yet on whether or not people are receiving unsolicited Pokémon GO dick pics, but that’s probably just a matter of time, too.
In slightly more SFW news, those who aren’t taking full-on nudity pics with Pokémon GO are still finding other ways of making the app weirdly sexual. Innocent little Diglett has become the face of Pokémon dick, with lots of GO users taking pictures like the ones below:
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Sending nudes like… #pokemongo pic.twitter.com/xeZalSefhw
— IG: PeteyPlastic (@PeteyPlastic) July 7, 2016
Diglett pops up in some awkward places… #PokemonGO pic.twitter.com/cVAlUY394A
— Mark Joseph Leathers (@Mark_Leathers) July 9, 2016
A wild diglett appeared! pic.twitter.com/i8O9aGuRJT
— Kadir Kirisci (@K2adir) July 7, 2016
Other monsters are not safe from this practice, however, as you can see from social media posts. I’d say “childhood ruined” but really, Pokémon has been around for decades now. These Pokémon GO nudes are tame in comparison to the other horrible things the internet has mashed together with Pokémon. I guess there’s a reason Pokémon GO is sending all of us to church.
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6 responses to “Pokemon Go Nudes Are A Thing Now [NSFW]”
it’d be good if the examples extended beyond the use of a diglet in the same spot over and over and over again. fail article.
Don’t be such a diglet
This went the exact way I was expecting… And I was still disappointed…
I personally would’ve used an Onix for a dick pic, if I wanted to express rock-hardness.
Or Dragonair, if I wanted a more majestic penis.
More like Dicklett.
This is Chode, the ridiculed Pokemon.
Am I the only one that uses Dugtrio? No one else has 3?