Okay, so we don’t know for sure that Rockstar is working on a new Red Dead game but… come on! It’s going to happen eventually.
What will it be called when it’s finally announced? God only knows, but I’m pretty sure that it won’t be any of these 47 names I’ve written down in the last 30 minutes.
Okay, so I’m fairly certain that Rockstar’s next Red Dead game will not be called the following:
– Red Dead Revengeance
– Red Dead Relaxation
– Red Dead Renumeration
– Red Dead Redaction
– Red Dead Reduction
– Red Dead Renegotiation
– Red Dead Rendition
– Red Dead Remediation
– Red Dead Relocation
– Red Dead Relegation
– Red Dead Rejection
– Red Dead Reincarnation
– Red Dead Rehydration
– Red Dead Rehabilitation
– Red Dead Riverdance
– Red Dead Westworld
– Red Dead Reflexology
– Red Dead Rebullition
– Red Dead Regurgitation
– Red Dead Rectal Examination
– Red Dead Restraint
– Red Dead Retreat
– Red Dead Recession
– Red Dead Regulation
– Red Dead Registration
– Red Dead Refrigeration
– Red Dead Realisation
– Red Dead Recalculation
– Red Dead Revitalisation
– Red Dead Reabsorption
– Red Dead Reactivation
– Red Dead Reaffirmation
– Red Dead Reaggregation
– Red Dead Reattribution
– Red Dead Recalibration
– Red Dead Reception
– Red Dead Reciprocation
– Red Dead Recitation
– Red Dead Recreation
– Red Dead Redecoration
– Red Dead Reduction
– Red Dead Reelection
– Red Dead Reflection
– Red Dead Reformation
– Red Dead Redirection
– Red Dead Redemption
– Red Dead Revolver
I am very excited about the potential for a new Red Dead game. Very excited indeed.
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69 responses to “47 Terrible Name Suggestions For The New Red Dead Game”
Out of all these, Red Dead Redemption sounds the most accurate, because screw accurate sequel numbering!
Red Dead Redemption 2: Revolution
Red Dead Redemption 2: Dark Forces 2: Jedi Outcast
Red Dead Revolver 3: Red Dead Redemption 2
Red Dead Redemption 2: Electric Boogaloo
Red Dead Hold the Barn Door
Red Dead Renegade.
Got two Reductions there 😛
Also would love the Platinum collaboration of Red Dead Revengeance.
Red Dead Redeemed
Red Dead Rockstar
Red Dead Red
There, now you have 50 terrible names 🙂
Edit 🙁 I’m a really slow typer
Red Dead Rectal Examination… In VR!
I’d play the shit out of that!
I’ve heard the VR support is kind of crappy
No, its just kinda hard to get into.
Red Dead Retaliation
Red Dead Retribution
Red Dead Rollerskating
Red Dead Redbull
Red Dead Putting Challenge starring Lee Carvallo
Red Dead Go.
Sadly, not squeenix. I’m holding out for Kane & Lynch Go
Rare released something like this number of names that they considered for Blast Corps.
Red Bread Redemption
Gritty western cross over where one must travel the lands looking for a toaster
Tagline: The stale white breads took his loaf, and now this multigrain must leave his toaster behind to spread his own brand of justice.
Red Dead Rick-roll
Red Dead Roflcopter
and my personal favourite, Red Dead Reach-around
Red McDead McRedemptionface.
on a more serious note, red dead rebellion? set during or directly after the civil war
Red Dead Electric Boogaloo?
Red Red Red-red chin
A Red Dead Reduction sounds like it would be delicious on a steak. Medium to Medium Rare…
Red Dead Fred (points to people who know what this references)
Red Dead Red vs Blue
Pokémon Red Dead / Pokémon Blue Bully
I never quite thought it was the worst film of ’91 like Siskel did, but I was a 5yo boy at the time so I was pretty much the target demographic. I can’t imagine it got better with age
It hasnt.
Red Dead Standing By
I’m praying for Red Dead Redemption: Definitive Edition on PC, PS4, and XBone. Red Dead Redemption was a glorious game and didn’t deserve to be stricken by garbage resolution and framerate.
Plus my PS3 died and I want to play it again.
EDIT: But I guess I’d settle for a sequel on same platforms as long as it was equally good.
EDIT 2: Por que no los dos?
That would have to be called “RemasteRED Dead Redemption” 😉
Red Dead or Die Trying
Red Dead Rights
Red Deader than before
Read ‘Dead’ like you would ‘Red’ feat. Dr. Seuss
Red Dead Resurgence
…Surely
Red Dead – Right Said Fred: I’m to Sexy for this Horse!
Reds Dead (baby)
Red Dead Revenge of the Sith
In honour of their new partnering with Crapcom…
RED DEAD RISING! Join Frank Wests ancestor, Frankforth Westerow as he travels the west drawing pictures of random zombie attacks and sexually harassing every animal he comes across…
Red Dead Rising: Turbo Super Mega Hyper Edition: Volume X
Red Dead Auto
Every sequel, game or movie, should be ‘The Reckoning’.
I see no reason why Red Dead Redemption : The Reckoning wouldn’t work.
I can’t believe Red Dead Rehash isn’t on the list?
Red Dead: Nuevo Paraiso stories
Red Dead Redemption HD Collection: WiiU Edition
Red Dead Ridiculous (That you ignored the PC market completely)
Red Dead Unsaid
Red Dead: It’s High Noon
On the other thread about the tweet, I suggested Red Dead Resurrection, with others making their own suggestions. Some good ones there.
Red Dead Renegade rolls off the tongue though.
Red Dead Renovation Rumble.
Teams compete to do up shacks using materials they’ve gathered on horseback. The bottom two teams have a quick draw standoff with live ammo. The survivors stay on for next week’s show.
Given the likely plot arc, what about “Red Dead Redemption, Redemption.”
Red Deader. This time with twice as much dead!
Read Dead: The tale of the zombie novelist
Red Dead: Relegation. McCree’s soccer team faces being moved down to division 3 unless he can murder literally every other competing player. Kickoff is at high noon!
Red Dead: Repression. Help conquer the ol’ west by butchering the natives! Teach them a lesson for shooting an arrow in your general direction by murdering their friends, family, and anyone else they’ve ever cared for!
Red Dead: Rasputin. There’s a dead communist joke in here somewhere….
Red Dead Rodeo: An open world adventure about a modern Texan rodeo star who delivers horseback magic on the circuit while discovering himself, and true love, along the way.
Red Dead Salad with a side of fries.
Talk about Red Dead: Repetition.
Red Dead Reloaded
I’m going with the simple and clean Red Dead. though I’d prefer Red Dead Deliverance
Right Said Red Dead
If the industry has taught me anything, it is that the sequel will be called one of these:
Red Dead Revolution(s)
Red Dead Revelations
Red Dead Retribution
There are apparently no other marketable words.
Red dead: Old time warfare.
Red Dead 1
Red Read Rexrosion starring Scooby Doo
Red Dead Future Wars
Red Dead – The Past Participle
Red Dead – Hawk a Spitooey
Red Dead – Baked Beans at Moonlight
or likely
Red Dead Remaster
Red Dead Read Ed Wredded’s Red Dead Redemption 2
So hyped for this game. Gonna die waiting…
Red Dead: re dead red rebirth die hard high noon
BEST TITLE, Im PROUD
Red Dead Redrum
Red Dead Reading Writing Arithmetic
Red Dead Restroom
A Good Day to Red Dead
Red Dead Really its not a Westworld game, honest…
Rise of the Red Dead
Reddy, Deady, Cook!
2 Dead Reds
Calling it now: Red Dead Frontier, and persistent online world ala GTA V online.
There will be microtransactions.