Genital Jousting is a game about dick butts penetrating each other — with consent, of course. It is now out on Steam’s Early Access for program $US4.99 ($7), and it looks incredible. (NSFW warning.)
Unfortunately, it’s unavailable in Australia and New Zealand, but here’s the store description:
Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once. Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus. Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges.
If this is something that makes you uncomfortable or sounds unappealing, please do not purchase or play Genital Jousting, or even continue reading.
Online and Local Multiplayer for Eight: Genital Jousting is more fun with friends and can satisfy up to eight players at once! Find a few willing partners, cuddle up on the couch, and share controllers or go online to joust with anonymous players from all over the world.
Traditional and Party Modes: Dabble in the throbbingly fast-paced Traditional Mode or jostle your way through some stiff competition in Party Mode including challenges like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up.
My favourite feature has to be the fact you can customise your dick in “all shapes and sizes”, including colours and outfits. Hopefully this doesn’t sound outrageous, given that’s what video games have us metaphorically do every time we pick skins and charms for the latest bro shooter.
Quick Genital Jousting notes:
– prohibited on Twitch
– not for sale in Australia and NZ
– extremely erotic, play at your own risk— Devolver Digital (@devolverdigital) November 17, 2016
Since it is in early access, Genital Jousting is not actually finished yet. The developers say that the plan is to fully release it in 2017, after more community feedback. And, there will be more updates down the line, including more challenges, expanded multiplayer, more costumes and a freakin’ campaign.
I love video games.
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8 responses to “Genital Jousting Is A Steam Game That Needs No Other Explanation”
There’s no reason for it not to be available in Australia. But that fact that it’s not makes me want to play it even more.
Apart that it would be X-rated and there is no X rating for games as far as I know…
R18+ implies it should include stuff that would qualify as X though.
X rating is reserved for pornography only, Specificly Adult Films
“This classification is a special and legally restricted category which contains only sexually explicit content. That is, material which shows actual sexual intercourse and other sexual activity between consenting adults.
X18+ films are only available for sale or hire in the ACT and the NT.”
*Taken from Australian Classification board.
Needs “Hats”
Cant wait to see how Youtube and Twitch rule on this game.
According to the Twitter embed in the article, it’s prohibited on Twitch. Not sure where YouTube stand on the issue of animated, disembodied dicks.
Although the trailer is on YouTube. It wouldn’t really make sense for them to allow the trailer but not allow streaming.
There’s a few let’s plays of it, it looks hilarious.