It’s not really in contention that Steam is the biggest platform on PC for video games. What’s slightly in contention is just precisely how big Steam is – or rather, how many countries it’s in.
According to the about page on the Valve site, Steam is “is available in 237 countries and 21 different languages”. It’s actually 26 if you go to the language preferences part in your Steam account, although that part of Valve’s website probably doesn’t get a great deal of attention.
But 237 countries? That seems a little ambitious. There’s only 192 member states in the United Nations, which doesn’t include Taiwan, the Vatican City, or a range of other countries that are recognised by some states but not others. If you want to get down to the finest figure, 206 seems about right.
It’s certainly not 237, something Federal Court judge Justice James Edelman pointed out this week when ruling against a Valve request for confidentiality orders:
Initially, Valve submitted that it was confidential information that Valve was a very profitable enterprise. I explained that this bold submission was made despite Valve itself boasting on its website that Steam is the world’s largest online gaming platform and that it “connects its 35 million active users to each other” and that it is “available in 237 countries” (a claim which displays a curious understanding of geography).
At the time of writing, none of the Carmen Sandiego games are currently available on Steam.
Question is: what are all the extra 31 countries that Steam thinks are legit? Without a VPN active, Steam will only allow Australians to change their country of origin to the United States (a proviso for military serving abroad). But if you’re a user in one of those fabled countries, let us know!
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11 responses to “Valve Has ‘A Curious Understanding Of Geography’”
I half expect this mean and unreasonable fellow will be featured in Valve’s next game somehow.
Valve makes video games?
here’s the 249 country options you get when setting up your profile:
(spoilered for space)
US United States
CA Canada
AF Afghanistan
AX Aland Islands
AL Albania
DZ Algeria
AS American Samoa
AD Andorra
AO Angola
AI Anguilla
AQ Antarctica
AG Antigua & Barbuda
AR Argentina
AM Armenia
AW Aruba
AU Australia
AT Austria
AZ Azerbaijan
BS Bahamas
BH Bahrain
BD Bangladesh
BB Barbados
BY Belarus
BE Belgium
BZ Belize
BJ Benin
BM Bermuda
BT Bhutan
BO Bolivia
BQ Bonaire, Sint Eustatius and Saba
BA Bosnia and Herzegovina
BW Botswana
BV Bouvet Island
BR Brazil
IO British Indian Ocean Territory
VG British Virgin Islands
BN Brunei Darussalam
BG Bulgaria
BF Burkina Faso
BI Burundi
KH Cambodia
CM Cameroon
CV Cape Verde
KY Cayman Islands
CF Central African Republic
TD Chad
CL Chile
CN China
CX Christmas Island
CC Cocos (Keeling) Islands
CO Colombia
KM Comoros
CG Congo
CD Congo, the Democratic Republic of the
CK Cook Iislands
CR Costa Rica
CI Cote D’ivoire (Ivory Coast)
HR Croatia
CU Cuba
CW Curacao
CY Cyprus
CZ Czech Republic
DK Denmark
DJ Djibouti
DM Dominica
DO Dominican Republic
EC Ecuador
EG Egypt
SV El Salvador
GQ Equatorial Guinea
ER Eritrea
EE Estonia
ET Ethiopia
FK Falkland Islands (Malvinas)
FO Faroe Islands
FJ Fiji
FI Finland
FR France
GF French Guiana
PF French Polynesia
TF French Southern Territories
GA Gabon
GM Gambia
GE Georgia
DE Germany
GH Ghana
GI Gibraltar
GR Greece
GL Greenland
GD Grenada
GP Guadeloupe
GU Guam
GT Guatemala
GG Guernsey
GN Guinea
GW Guinea-Bissau
GY Guyana
HT Haiti
HM Heard & McDonald Islands
HN Honduras
HK Hong Kong
HU Hungary
IS Iceland
IN India
ID Indonesia
IQ Iraq
IE Ireland
IR Islamic Republic of Iran
IM Isle of Man
IL Israel
IT Italy
JM Jamaica
JP Japan
JE Jersey
JO Jordan
KZ Kazakhstan
KE Kenya
KI Kiribati
KP Korea, Democratic People’s Republic of
KR Korea, Republic of
KW Kuwait
KG Kyrgyzstan
LA Laos
LV Latvia
LB Lebanon
LS Lesotho
LR Liberia
LY Libya
LI Liechtenstein
LT Lithuania
LU Luxembourg
MO Macau
MK Macedonia, The Former Yugoslav Republic of
MG Madagascar
MW Malawi
MY Malaysia
MV Maldives
ML Mali
MT Malta
MH Marshall Islands
MQ Martinique
MR Mauritania
MU Mauritius
YT Mayotte
MX Mexico
FM Micronesia
MD Moldova, Republic of
MC Monaco
MN Mongolia
MS Monserrat
ME Montenegro
MA Morocco
MZ Mozambique
MM Myanmar
NA Namibia
NR Nauru
NP Nepal
NL Netherlands
NC New Caledonia
NZ New Zealand
NI Nicaragua
NE Niger
NG Nigeria
NU Niue
NF Norfolk Island
MP Northern Mariana Islands
NO Norway
OM Oman
PK Pakistan
PW Palau
PS Palestinian Territory, Occupied
PA Panama
PG Papua New Guinea
PY Paraguay
PE Peru
PH Philippines
PN Pitcairn
PL Poland
PT Portugal
PR Puerto Rico
QA Qatar
RE Reunion
RO Romania
RU Russian Federation
RW Rwanda
BL Saint Barthelemy
LC Saint Lucia
MF Saint Martin (French part)
WS Samoa
SM San Marino
ST Sao Tome & Principe
SA Saudi Arabia
SN Senegal
RS Serbia
SC Seychelles
SL Sierra Leone
SG Singapore
SX Sint Maarten (Dutch part)
SK Slovakia
SI Slovenia
SB Solomon Islands
SO Somalia
ZA South Africa
GS South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
SS South Sudan
ES Spain
LK Sri Lanka
SH St. Helena
KN St. Kitts and Nevis
PM St. Pierre & Miquelon
VC St. Vincent & the Grenadines
SD Sudan
SR Suriname
SJ Svalbard & Jan Mayen Islands
SZ Swaziland
SE Sweden
CH Switzerland
SY Syrian Arab Republic
TW Taiwan
TJ Tajikistan
TZ Tanzania, United Republic of
TH Thailand
TL Timor-Leste
TG Togo
TK Tokelau
TO Tonga
TT Trinidad & Tobago
TN Tunisia
TR Turkey
TM Turkmenistan
TC Turks & Caicos Islands
TV Tuvalu
UG Uganda
UA Ukraine
AE United Arab Emirates
GB United Kingdom (Great Britain)
UM United States Minor Outlying
VI United States Virgin Islands
UY Uruguay
UZ Uzbekistan
VU Vanuatu
VA Vatican City State (Holy See)
VE Venezuela
VN Viet Nam
WF Wallis & Futuna Islands
EH Western Sahara
YE Yemen
ZM Zambia
ZW Zimbabwe
Comparing that with this list, I got this list of 57 extras:
Aland IslandsAmerican Samoa
Anguilla
Antarctica
Aruba
Bermuda
Bonaire, Sint Eustatius and Saba
Bouvet Island
British Indian Ocean Territory
British Virgin Islands
Cayman Islands
Christmas Island
Cocos (Keeling) Islands
Cook Islands
Curacao
Falkland Islands (Malvinas)
Faroe Islands
French Guiana
French Polynesia
French Southern Territories
Gibraltar
Greenland
Guadeloupe
Guam
Guernsey
Heard & McDonald Islands
Hong Kong
Isle of Man
Jersey
Macau
Martinique
Mayotte
Monserrat
New Caledonia
Niue
Norfolk Island
Northern Mariana Islands
Palestinian Territory, Occupied
Pitcairn
Puerto Rico
Reunion
Saint Barthelemy
Saint Martin (French part)
Sint Maarten (Dutch part)
South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
St. Helena
St. Kitts and Nevis
St. Pierre & Miquelon
St. Vincent & the Grenadines
Svalbard & Jan Mayen Islands
Taiwan
Timor-Leste
Tokelau
Turks & Caicos Islands
United States Minor Outlying
Wallis & Futuna Islands
Western Sahara
Coincidentally, this other list has 58 entries which seem to be pretty much the same at a cursory glance.
So the Valve claim should simply be 237 countries AND (DEPENDENT) TERRITORIES.
To allow for better
regional gouginggeo-blockingfuckit, let’s just call them cuntsadherence to regional customs and regulations. …When forced by the courts to do so.And a whole continent containing several dependent territories as well.
Someone better tell Turnbull that the Christians islands have seceded.
Hmmm, Christmas, Cocos, Heard & Macdonald and Norfolk Islands all gone. Are these the winners or losers in this new economy he was talking about?
I have purevpn, do i need to create uk account?
Clearly its a video game company so it must be countries like
Atlantis Bangalla Elbonia Equestria Eriador Genosha Gondor Kryat Latveria Robonia Sokovia Wakanda
Nah… Arstotzka, Skyrim, Galbadia, the Mushroom Kingdom and so on.