Porn DVD In Splatoon Box Ruins Little Girl’s Christmas

Porn DVD In Splatoon Box Ruins Little Girl’s Christmas

In what now seems to be a sad holiday tradition, a mother in West Chester, Ohio, tried to buy her seven-year-old daughter a video game for Christmas, only for her child to discover a porn DVD when she opened the box.

Kristy Greider told WLWT that she bought Splatoon for her daughter at a Target a week before Christmas, where it was shrinkwrapped and locked in a case. Everything seemed fine on Christmas morning until she took off the shrinkwrap so her daughter could open the box — where she found a copy of Sensual Seductions 2. Her daughter was understandably confused and upset.

“I had to explain to her a little bit that Santa’s elves don’t make the video games,” Greider told WLWT. “They actually get them from the real stores and it had to have been a mix-up that Santa didn’t know about it.”

Greider received a gift card for the value of the game from a Target representative, but she isn’t satisfied. “I want to know how it happened and make sure that it goes up the flagpole and that Nintendo is made aware of it. [Target] said they’d pass it along and somebody would get back to me and I haven’t heard anything since.”

Greider, Nintendo and Target did not respond in time for publication.


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