Video: You have witnessed the Dark Knight fight crime. You’ve witnessed him at the height of his prowess, you’ve witnessed him at his darkest moments of weakness. And now, thanks to the Justice League Dark animated movie, you have witnessed him… shaving.
That’s not really the point of this latest clip from the animated film — the point is the spooky message Bruce Wayne receives about John Constantine from Deadman while he’s shaving in the clip.
But if DC already believes you’ll be willing to watch a Justice League Dark movie where Batman is the audience viewpoint character, they’re damned sure as hell you’re gonna watch a clip of Bruce Wayne getting his (distinct lack of) facial hair sorted out.
Justice League Dark: A Close Shave With Justice will be released digitally January 24, ahead of a Blu-ray release on February 8.
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6 responses to “Watch Batman Shave In The Justice League Dark Movie Because DC Believes You’ll Watch Batman Do Anything”
I don’t think I’ve ever clicked on a link as fast as I clicked on this one when I saw that headline. Then I get in here and find he’s just shaving his face. Disappointment.
Damn it Kevin, why are you so enjoyable….?
Isn’t there a famous scene of Clark Kent shaving his face with his heat vision?
batman sure loves to waste water. prick
Good thing there was no hair there to begin with because he walked off after shaving a third of his cheek.
Also why go to the effort of being subtle with the whole Constantine in the mirror thing just to have it shoved in your face with massive red letters in the next room.
And what kind of billionaire stays in a room uglier than the inside of an asshole.
At least it will be better than anything the DCEU has come out with yet….. Cant wait!
I can see the next standalone Batman entry: The Dark Knight Moisturises.