No one could have predicted how horny people would get for the shark man crown prince from Zelda: Breath Of The Wild.
Prince Sidon is Zora royalty, and you meet him as you head to their domain to take on the Divine Beast Vah Ruta. He’s generally affable and brave, and well liked by his people. There’s even a Prince Sidon fanclub in-game.
Even so, their enthusiasm is outmatched by the Prince Sidon fanclub IRL.
I am now officially a Prince Sidon fan enabler! Check out the stickers and badges here! https://t.co/Eg3PJoyO1C pic.twitter.com/zS8u4kufxM
— LixxieB ? (@LixxieB) March 12, 2017
— Prince SiDAMN (@GenjiShitmada) March 11, 2017
Lots of people ship Sidon with Link, who he encourages and cheers on throughout his quest. In fact, I’ve been seeing more fanart for the pair than Link with Zelda, who are the de-facto canon ship, or with Mipha, the Zora champion who explicitly wanted to marry him 100 years ago. There’s a part of me that has reservations about Link and Sidon — my coworker, Eric Van Allen, has a sister who is a marine biologist, and she notes that shark skin is actually comprised of very small teeth called denticles, and at best that would chafe during intimate moments. But I have to admit, the fanart is really cute.
I’M IN LOVE???????!?!??! ?❤️❤️❤️ #BreathoftheWild pic.twitter.com/PA1pEZ2gQ8
— In Sheith We Trust (@nonixnil) March 12, 2017
I don’t know about anyone else but
but in my copy of BTOW THEY GOT ENGAGED!?
THERE WAS A WEDDING AT THE END AND EVERYTHING #Sidon #link #LOZ pic.twitter.com/m12dykHbur— BLOATEDCRAYON (@BLOATEDCRAYON) March 9, 2017
sidon: breathes
me: pic.twitter.com/lpoOt2B1As— froag (koda) (@BlGFROGS) March 10, 2017
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who fell head over heels for the shark prince… #botw pic.twitter.com/RiQN85BhAT
— Sweet Boy Falke ? (@FIGHTBEAST_) March 11, 2017
sidon and link in the goron hot springs (date adventure 1) pic.twitter.com/AtFGMG5V6D
— abba (@abbasenpai) March 12, 2017
he just has a lot of emotions pic.twitter.com/XDmArB0R1q
— Maren (@ringelrei) March 11, 2017
I haven’t played BOTW yet but my timeline is telling me that this is basically what it’s about pic.twitter.com/LhVuz8Usuh
— mogon (@mogonv) March 11, 2017
he just has a lot of emotions pic.twitter.com/XDmArB0R1q
— Maren (@ringelrei) March 11, 2017
Prince Sidon, the encouraging fish boyfriend.
So lemme just be dragged after the bandwagon of totally adoring this dude~ pic.twitter.com/YCsvCCBe7v— ☆BARA FARTIST☆ (@Hamu_Bear) March 13, 2017
Some people just wanna fuck the shark. To them I say: Go with God.
Forgive me just this once pic.twitter.com/GUGoIGfhyD
— Super Kimo Galaxy™ (@KimoForce) March 11, 2017
— Super Kimo Galaxy™ (@KimoForce) March 11, 2017
for everyone with a crush on the shark man from zelda, i offer you some pretty intense erotic reading: https://t.co/dZcOkIzjlr
— Reid McCarter (@reidmccarter) March 12, 2017
But even if you’re not into the shark with abs, the memes he’s generated are pretty funny.
#botw you have been blessed by the fish man of positivity, rt to bless your friends pic.twitter.com/BInpFyhmcl
— divine beast tom (@0xfox) March 10, 2017
You vs the shark she tells you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/1RRV97EwIl
— KBot @ Lost?Sun (@ChenReee) March 11, 2017
me @ that red shark man from BotW the entire internet has collectively fallen in love with in the past week pic.twitter.com/QkP16PkQGy
— » Holoska (@MissHoloska) March 12, 2017
You guys are right about the Shark from Zelda. ?❤️? pic.twitter.com/MY4R8Rrm99
— Mannheimer @ SXSW (@TailsChannel) March 13, 2017
friend: hey can i borrow your sheikah slate quick?
me: uhm yes np just one sec pic.twitter.com/OnNGSn1Jta— alex⸎ (@linedrag) March 12, 2017
Comments
11 responses to “Breath Of The Wild’s Shark Prince Is Getting A Lot Of Love From Thirsty Zelda Fans”
Yeah I’m down with this. *buys the stickers*
Initially I thought zidon was going to be a flaky bag of bravado, but he’s actually a legit bro!
Yep, he’s requin it!
You don’t make a 3 metre tall buff shark man and not know that this would happen
I mean, it’s basically Rin from Free! wearing a dead shark on his head… what’s not to like?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/c9a92ad96bdd380b4c640985306c4559/tumblr_inline_n1fs7bFOpt1rxn1qx.jpg
goddam some people are creepy as f
you’re creepy
He is like the coolest bro you can have in game.
Not to mention
he is literally link’s brother in lawI mean he’s pretty cool I guess but he’s no Kass.
Would he even need lube?
Will stick with my Xcom2 snek waifu, thanks!
Cause if it moves Tumblr will fuck it.
Hey!