What’s The Best Way To Have Toast?

I was going to ask something completely different for The Big Question today, but then a colleague put up a picture that is bang-on perfect for this.

It’s quite simple: how do you like your toast? But rather than simply asking and getting people to go “oh, I like it this well done“, there’s a handy chart.

I’m not the kind of person who goes on a crusade against burnt toast. Something in the realm of E9 or J3 is perfectly edible if you’re having something like peanut butter, particularly a thick serving of PB. A4, B4, C4, that’s not even toast at that point. Too white, too soft.

On a regular basis though, I’d probably aim for something like B7. Although every toaster I use seems to burn the shit out of the crust somehow.

So, what’s the best way to have toast?


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