Because Japan has a lot of people and not as much space, interesting housing solutions are a necessity. Some of them are cool. Some of them are terrible.
[Photos: jcf825 | mother2_mother3 | tamasaburo_9]
On Twitter, people are posting this year’s crappiest real estate under the tag #クソ物件オブザイヤー2017 (#kuso bukken obu za iyaa 2017 or “shittiest real estate of the year 2017”). There are some doozies, making you wonder what exactly the architect, interior designer or property owner was thinking.
Let’s have a look at the different properties.
こんなのもあったw
#クソ物件オブザイヤー2017 pic.twitter.com/mDQ47oMfmW
— ハマの寿司メディア (@SUSHImedia2017) November 14, 2017
It looks like the toilet is separated from the rest of the apartment only by a curtain.
西日暮里の露天風呂付き物件#クソ物件オブザイヤー2017
うーん、露天風呂ねぇ…???? pic.twitter.com/4HJmmUxbDH— JOE CAESAR FUSE 100k (@jcf825) November 14, 2017
In this apartment, the bathtub is on the balcony.
全室トイレからアクセス可能。 pic.twitter.com/bOoh6kSNRC
— 朱里@海の底 (@ebiebieshrimp) November 14, 2017
Here, the toilet is smack dab in the middle of the apartment and, oddly, can be accessed by multiple doors. Also, it’s the only way to get from room to room!
【UB現しの部屋】
スケスケ風呂は建築家の大好物だが、この物件のスケスケで見えるのはUB。部屋の中心にUBが鎮座しているのである。あまりの個性にボキャブラリー豊富な大阪の不動産屋さんをもってしても「個性派やで!」というキャプションを入れるのが精一杯 #クソ物件オブザイヤー2017 pic.twitter.com/Y7hLjhhE2I— お鯛 (@otto_morgen) November 14, 2017
That weird, ugly looking thing in the middle is a unit bath.
コンパクトなお風呂が3つも付いた女性限定物件。2階は洗濯機専用ルーム。#クソ物件オブザイヤー2017 pic.twitter.com/cHKZsQ4WZl
— キラ (@kira_j3d) November 15, 2017
This apartment has three tiny bathtubs in a row. Stairs to the second floor lead to a small alcove for the washing machine (and that’s it!).
霊感の強い方はご遠慮ください。
#クソ物件オブザイヤー2017 pic.twitter.com/SZFhqOB388
— 松原タニシ (@tanishisuki) November 15, 2017
This apartment ad asks people with the ability to sense the supernatural to refrain from renting.
我が家#クソ物件オブザイヤー2017 pic.twitter.com/bQPLICYvBo
— 玉三郎。@11/25GGNEXT (@tamasaburo_9) November 15, 2017
You can do laundry and go to the toilet. Efficient!
この物件の間取り図でペット禁止は無いでしょʬʬʬ#クソ物件オブザイヤー2017 pic.twitter.com/Q6Klt1qlh6
— ひろと@OORer ☁️ (@OORer_1_0_9_6_9) November 15, 2017
I can only hope this is real.
早稲田駅にある物件で家賃は60000円。
お洒落な独房って感じ。 pic.twitter.com/YBsNWwirbu
— ちぇるりっく????????????????????????™ (@Chelreezy) November 15, 2017
Wash and cook next to your toilet in this tiny apartment!
「えっ?ここに?建てていいんっすか?」
「いいから建てろ。建てたもん勝ちだ」
「う、売れるんっすか?」
「後の事は建ててから考えりゃいいんだよ!」
4月、グローバルキャスト社がカーサ桜上水の駐車場に強引に戸建を建て裁判沙汰に。
その後どうなったのでしょうか…#クソ物件オブザイヤー2017 pic.twitter.com/uLUIYBOLli— ぷん太 (@55openman) November 14, 2017
Small houses went up in what was previously a parking lot, giving the adjacent apartment residents a terrible view.
デザイナーズ風マンション。ペットも可。楽器演奏可。2万。
#クソ物件オブザイヤー2017 pic.twitter.com/aKXj1qIwJn
— 松原タニシ (@tanishisuki) November 15, 2017
The fuck.
#クソ物件オブザイヤー2017
3人で見つめ合いながら用を足せる画期的なお部屋 pic.twitter.com/2XoeKtKnYD— ライスマン@低浮上 (@ramenkuisugi) November 15, 2017
The restroom has three toilets in it. Why?
#クソ物件オブザイヤー2017 pic.twitter.com/Pmfcmlq9d0
— 毛玉氏ꙭ҉ (@mojya_0) November 16, 2017
Nothing like a bath with windows in the middle of your one room apartment.
開放感のあるお風呂
#クソ物件オブザイヤー2017 pic.twitter.com/gsis3JzYrX
— erisa ❤︎ (@__petitecherie) November 15, 2017
Is this a thing?
(´・ω・`)東京はこんな間取りでも
(´・ω・`)部屋が決まるらしいので
(´・ω・`)とても凄い都会なのです pic.twitter.com/JKcz25BwjF
— たきび⭐相互フォロー返し率は10000% (@mother2_mother3) November 14, 2017
How about a toilet right by the door?
The #クソ物件オブザイヤー2017 (crappy rental properties of the year 2017) tag is gold. This place has been rented for ¥96,000/month. pic.twitter.com/LSuEV4dIuf
— Peter Durfee (@Durf) November 15, 2017
Or a toilet at the other end of apartment?
コンロがシンクの奥(おれの家) #クソ物件オブザイヤー2017 pic.twitter.com/4FayPBDVH6
— 上原 俊 ???? (@LuckyHappySHUN) November 15, 2017
Some kitchen!
#クソ物件オブザイヤー2017
やっぱ前に見たこれが一番意味がわからないw pic.twitter.com/PBDiql8lwd— まろにいさんΔ (@Mrbr3R) November 15, 2017
The entrance is in the middle where the elevator is. Then, there’s a room, the toilet and shower, and the living room and kitchen. This makes my head hurt.
屋上ワンルーム
#クソ物件オブザイヤー2017 pic.twitter.com/o2a9iDbLP3— ryopoi_twi (@ryopoi_twi) November 15, 2017
Once you take the stairs to the roof, you’ll find this small rooftop apartment.
都内なのに家賃もソコソコ、小田急線の駅チカ、ふつーにコスパ良し。
ただし、屋上に………
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 ̄Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y ̄#クソ物件オブザイヤー2017 pic.twitter.com/YFyNuwGxvG— U-Die (@TYudai) November 15, 2017
This property has a giant gorilla on the roof, which doesn’t make the apartment crap. It makes it the best.
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Keep on being weird Japan