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WIN! A LittleBigPlanet PlayStation Portable Bundle

There once was a Sackboy who was stuck.
Between a wall and a truck
He took a deep breath.
Then exploded to death.
And magically he respawned unstuck.

The MC Hammer Australian Tour Photo Gallery

He came into my office last tuesday (i work at Microsoft i Sydney).
Got my photo taken with him :P

Two Minutes Of God Of War III Gameplay

Looks absolutely brutal.
Gonna be banned for sure, but seeing as all PS3 games are region free doesnt really matter.

Bring it on!

Using Trophies To Deliver Big Game

UC2 is the best trophy game i have ever played. So many games are a grind (play 100 multiplayer matches for example) which is something that is a complete grind and couldnt be bothered doing.

UC2’s multiplayer trophies only require you to play 1 game, which is all it takes to get you addicted.

Milla Jovovich Offers Video Game Advice For Parents

Good to see a high profile woman speak out but unfotunately those who are against violence and sex in video games are people who cant be reasoned with :(

Netflix On PS3 Getting Embedded Solution "Late Next Year"

Well Netflix on almost all AU PS3 is useless because of ISP download caps. Unless it is streamed free of charge, which i cannot see happening for all ISP’s.

Reader Review: Brütal Legend

i really enjoyed the gameplay.
pulling off a facemelter in the heat of battle is cool :P

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Review: Fortune Shines On Drake

cannot wait for this (and the bonus bag i get when preodering from Game online :P )

Left 4 Dead 2 Banned In Australia

GG classification laws.
Oh well, just DL it from Steam and bypass all that BS.

Reader Review: Batman: Arkham Asylum

This game is made of pure Win and Awesome. Hasnt got boring and combat is always great. The loading screens are amusing (although repeating the same part and getting taunted by Joker does make my blood boil sometimes).

WIN! The Sacred 2 Collectors Edition On PS3

Dear Journal,
My first attempt at winning the “Sacred 2 on PS3″ competition failed miserably. I can still hear the high pitches cackle of the Kotaku staff after denying me the prize. “Curse you all”, i screamed, as i shook my fist in the air with vigour.

My second attempt will be better than the first, I promised myself. Filled with more “teh wittah” and “epic lolz” than all that have come before me. But what to write? How can i be witty and funny at the same time, when I have no writing skills? I sat and thought for what seemed like an eternity, coming up empty i gave up.

“But wait, I know what to do!” i said out aloud, hoping no one heard me talking to myself. I will simply appeal to the collective Kotaku Ego.

“Oh Beloved Kotaku Ego”, i said as i bent down on my knees. Grant me my one wish which only you can, to play Sacred 2 on my humble PS3. Allow me to bask in the glory of Sacred 2 and gain trophies to improve my PSN Level. Your magnificent-ness, please let me obtain this prize so i can praise you forever as the giver of entertainment! I beg of you, o Grand Master of everything that is good and great in this world, bestow upon me Sacred 2!

If not will you take this clown as a trade for a copy of Sacred 2 for PS3?
0<|8o)

The Big Changes In WoW Cataclysm

makes me wanna start playing this again.
lots of great changes

Guitar Hero 5 Lets You Import Older Guitar Hero Songs

thats bullsh!t
haivng to pay a fee to play a game you already bought……talk about a money grab

Watch Someone Squish Orcs For 4 And A Half Minutes

i love Karnivool.
Im gonna get this for some orc killing goodness :P

Monkey Island, Now On Your IPhone

cursor is kind of annoying, but ill get used to it :P

You'll Never Guess Who's Apparently Directing WoW Flick

This could be very good or very bad……i love WoW and all its lore but i hope they do this tastefully

Rage Details Show It Isn't Your Average Id Shooter

sounds interesting.
i just hope it doesnt get bogged down in uselss “customisation” that some games tend to do (im looking at you Oblivion and Fallout 3)

Volition Gives Away Secret To Open World Games

i found if you deviated from the main missions in Fallour 3 it got boring very quickly.

He is onto something though, i dont need a huge world, i just need a place i can have fun in :)

The Pitch: Darksiders Tells You All To Go To Hell

“Trample an army of demons on your flaming steed, dismount, pick up a car, and use it to knock Angels out of the sky.” <— Awesome……..

Reader Review: inFamous

What i was going to say before the comment rudely posted itself was…..

One thing that does annoy me about the game is the lack of environmental change from the 3 islands.

You can be excused from thinking they are all the same place. I think this is just a product of the world that the game is created in, but i think it could have done with a bit more variety (GTA4 style).

One other thing i noticed while on Aldens tower is that the game mechanic for grabbing onto stuff seems a bit broken. I would just fly straight through some objects while climing up it, and getting onto ladders can be a tad painful :(. Overall, however, the climing mechanic is implemented extremely well and never once have i wished i could get into the car and drive around.

Other than that i must say its a hell of alot of fun just going around kicking ass with powers. Some niggling little things but other than that its just good damn fun :)

Don't Rule Out Microtransactions For World Of Warcraft

All things considered apart from the initial cost of buying the game (WoW+TBC+WotLK) ~$40 for 60 days of play isnt too bad.

Considering those who play tend to spend many hours playing. So the cost per hour of gaming is one of the best value around.

Tim Schafer Talks You Through Brutal Legend's First 20 Mins

Tim Schafer and Brutal Legend are full of epic and win.

Cannot wait for this game, im also going to be pre-ordering it if we get the special guitar :)

The 20 mins of video just clinched the fact i will be getting it.

Rock-tober cannot come fast enough