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Star Trek Into Dumbness
The new Star Trek movie isn’t a terrible film. Star Trek Into Darkness has some bravura action scenes, and some brilliant comic bits. But it’s also aggressively, tragically stupid. It’s not even a great popcorn film, because it fails to deliver on its own promises. And it’s not half as good as J.J. Abrams’ first Star Trek.
Portal 2 Writer Ted Kosmatka Imagines A World Where Creationism Won
Ted Kosmatka’s Prophet of Bones takes place in a world where absolutely everybody knows that Darwin was wrong, and the world is only 5,800 years old. Until one researcher happens on an archeological miracle: an early hominid who used tools, and clearly diverged from humans longer ago. And then people start turning up dead.
Our Spoiler-Free Verdict On Game Of Thrones Season 2
Game of Thrones returns to HBO this Sunday, and at last our burning questions will be answered. For some of us, those questions include, “What happens next to Arya and Sansa in the wake of their father’s death?” For others of us, they’re more like, “How can a television show possibly capture everything that happens in George R.R. Martin’s A Clash of Kings?” Either way, we’re happy to tell you that we’ve seen the first four episodes of the season, and we don’t think you’ll be disappointed.
Could Bloodrayne III: The Third Reich Be Uwe Boll’s Masterpiece?
Vampire Hitler attacks Rayne, the sexy young half-vampire heroine, in a crazy-pants dream sequence from Bloodrayne: The Third Reich. Yes, Uwe Boll’s World War II epic is out on DVD, and it’s chock full of crazy.
Klingon For Beginners: A Video Tutorial!
Speaking Klingon means never having to say you’re sorry. And there are many other benefits to learning this most noble of languages. So we’re proud to be able to bring you this Klingon language tutorial from Star Trek: Infinite Space.


























