4 Year-Old Blues
Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 11:40 PM on November 27, 2007
To: Crecente
From: Ashcraft
RE: Lounging
Geez. Lots of birds! It's like you are posting from a wildlife reserve. Amazing.
Dangnabbit. Wanted to get Funde Razor goodies, but didn't have time.
Mini-Bash is still feeling kinda icky. Feel really bad for the kid. He's had this stomach bug for like a week, can't go outside, can't go to school, can't see his friends, can't eat food he wants to. Lots of can'ts. Pretty frustrating! Today, he was visibly so. Like depressed even. I'd actually never seen him so down — he's usually really upbeat. We played with his Pokémon toys together, which brought a smile to his face. I read Peter Rabbi to him (in English). Oh, I also let him beat me in Paper Rock Scissors — if only 'cause he's sick. (Kid's gotta learn to toss more than Scissors if he's ever gonna hold his own on the schoolyard!) Hopefully, tomorrow he'll be feeling better.
What you missed last night
Get second Rock Band guitar
DS demo channel
Kutaragi getting award
Wii eBay prices are crazy

Greenpeace have just released their sixth "Guide to Greener Electronics", which looks at electronics manufacturers and grades them according to how environmentally sound their manufacturing and product recycling processes (ie how they dispose of outdated technology) are. Where's this start getting relevant to you? For the first time the report covers thew manufacturers of games consoles, so Microsoft and Nintendo have for the first time come up for inspection alongside trusty old warhorse Sony. So how'd they all do?
Deary me oh my. Something's up in Ol' Blighty. Almost as if someone took the real charts and messed them all up like a sick, sales-based jigsaw puzzle. Brain Training above Mario Galaxy? Need for Speed at only #10? No football games? Let's chalk it up to pre-Christmas madness.
The BBFC have been in the news a bit lately. 


Americans have already forgotten about Manhunt 2. Mostly because it's rubbish. It's still clawing out coverage in Britain, however, where Rockstar's appeal against the British Board of Film & Literature Classification's ban of the game is only just warming up. Called in for opinion yesterday was Tiga (The Independent Games Developers Trade Association) boss Fred Hasson, who argued that it was sensationalist tabloid media coverage of the game, and not its content, which saw it double-banned in the UK:
Ryan Shrout owns PC tech site 
The Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences have bestowed their 2008 Lifetime Achievement Award on former Sony exec and, yes, we'll wheel it out again, Father of the PlayStation Ken Kutaragi. The award is, obviously, for his role in the creation of the original PlayStation and subsequent models. AIAS Presidnet Joseph Olin:
Don't be judgmental: Different strokes, different folks. Some people are into playing the DS. Others are into the Game Boy. Then some (see above) are into wrapping Game Boys in Japanese rope bondage 
To recap, the recommended retail price for a Nintendo Wii in the United States is $US 249. Not pocket change, but then for a games console so early in its lifespan, pretty cheap. Note, however, that's recommended. Christmas, hype and the frantic spending habits of desperate parents are ensuring that many Wiis are going for a lot more than that. A look on eBay shows prices for the console already reaching $US 350-$US 450, and that's just for a vanilla console with one controller, Wii Sports and no Zack & Wiki. How 'bout them market forces, huh?
Take-Two? Not for sale. Back in March, current Chairman Strauss Zelnick led a group of investors in ousting the then Take-Two management. Strauss Zelnick has turned the company around! It's now efficient! Better yet, Strauss Zelnick is a super name! He's known for fixing up company companies and selling them off. This time is different. Strauss Zelnick explains:
Perpetual Entertainment's new purse-string holders haven't only shaken up (read:
In an interview with Reuters, Harmonix CEO Alex Rigopulos reaches a point where he grows tired of repeating the same sales pitch over and over again, and busts out with something new. A tease. A tease designed not to make fun of the poor, faceless Reuters reporter, but to set our imaginations ablaze:
With a new 
Nick Breese, a Kiwi researcher, believes the PS3 could be the next great (and affordable) hacking tool, according to a story over at
With so very many games to get this holiday season we here at Kotaku thought it would be nice to help out. So we've decided to cough up the cash, not Kash, to buy one lucky reader a $US 500 gift certificate to help them on their way to catching up with all of those great games hitting by the end of the year... and beyond.
I say this without a hint of sarcasm or humor, but it would seem that we have another fatal Wii contest on our hands. In the case of Patrick Coulter from Scituate, Massachusetts, however, it wasn't due to negligence on the part of others, but a longtime heart condition. The 14-year old was attending a Providence Bruins game and was the winner of a Nintendo Wii giveaway. Coulter suffered from a fatal heart attack while running to claim his raffle winnings following the American Hockey League game.
Wal-Mart has long been known for its liberal return policy, but one Xbox 360 owner took it too far. Probably wondering exactly what to do with the discarded chassis of his Xbox 360, presumably following a
Don't worry, we're still getting
Following reports of
Does the headline sound dirty? It shouldn't. Honest.
* But may be arriving in "limited quantities", most likely due to the elves at the PlayStation 3 game processing plant being unprepared for the game's last-minute gold status. The official word—as predicted by Epic Games-smith Mark Rein alongside the good news that
As the
When we first posted about the
The marketing geniuses at, I assume, at EA's UK offices may be on the receiving end of some advertising awards this year, as they've cleverly combined breasts and cars for a recent promotion for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 racer Need For Speed ProStreet. The promotion, featuring Page 3 girls Amii and Becky, explores what happens with four breasts are positioned within posing distance of a red Ferrari. We're still studying the results here at the Kotaku Media Labs, but at first blush, it seems that EA may have something here. We applaud them for being brave enough to think outside the box, looking forward to more bold endeavours from those responsible for this important Need For Speed ProStreet promo.
This week's newcomer to the Xbox Live Arcade service is actually a bundled pair of virtually identical games, as Asteroids and Asteroids Deluxe will hit Xbox 360s this Wednesday, November 28th. The original versions of each, a strictly black and white, low-fi affair, will be joined by "evolved" versions of the game, retaining the same gameplay but spit-shined with pretty sparks and lighting effects that we've come to expect from things that are evolved. There's even a hyperspeed "Throttle Monkey" mode that will hopefully help you justify the 400 Microsoft Points required to buy in. As a side bonus, your purchase of Asteroids and Asteroids Deluxe comes with free bitter tears from Jeff Minter. That's value.
The good people at Bethesda
The Xbox 360 Fall Update will be coming Dec. 4th, and its biggest new features is "Friends of Friends." Now you can check out the friends of anyone on your friends list, ala Facebook. To limit who can see your friends list, there will be a "Friends List" setting right on the dash. It will have three settings for those allowed to see your friends that can be set now on Xbox.com:
by John Gaudiosi
The Nintendo DS may be a crazy-successful piece of hardware, but the side effect is that the R4 DS game loader, equipment that allows one to load DS games that were downloaded/pirated/backed up, is pretty successful, too. The Times has just gotten wind of the R4 DS, and points out that its ease of use (from their "testing") means it could make a major impact on DS game sales.
Philippine President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo wanted to make an impact with the announcement of the new Philippine National Innovation Strategy. So what did she do to commemorate the occasion? What anyone would do—she created her own Second Life avatar to hang out in IBM's Second Life Innovation Center. For now, that's the entire story. But we'll keep you apprised to any developments as to her choice of virtual penis manufacturer.
We run developer quotes a lot here on Kotaku, but this one might go down in history as extra special. From Dungeon Siege/Supreme Commander/Total Annihilation's Chris Taylor, this is what it should feel like to play a video game: