This could easily be the start of a new Japanese version of Jackass.

I mean, you know it's gonna be bad. You put in all that stuff knowing full well that it's going to be TERRIBLE enough to use as rat poison. And yet, you drink it anyway. WHY?

SonOfBhaal

That was horrifying in so many ways it was hard to classify. Horse Dude gets MAJOR props from me for the use of the FF6 music though. God, that game had one of the best soundtracks in gaming history.

Archaotic

@hv07120:
lol.

shiwasu

Ah, the ubiquitous horse mask - I've been wondering for some time if you can get those stateside?

Also, he should try it again without the garlic, maybe it would be a tad bit more palatable then? (Unlikely.)

tavaryn

No one ever said healing wounds instantly was a tasty process.

Captain Impulse

For relaxing times
Make it, SUNTORY time

hv07120

That is an awesome video. I instantly needed to watch it as I have been playing Final Fantasy V all day. I'm happy to see something completely unrelated to Final Fantasy(product placement, not game related) make my day like this. Now I have the sudden urge to vomit in a horse mask, delicious vomit...sexy horse mask. :)

godpyre

@MonsterKingRen: All of those Japanese health drinks aint got shit on this one!

[www.lightningdrink.com]

;D

Im scared because apparently thats a real product. :x

Witzbold

There's a drink named KiAi in japan? That means +10 to morale!

MonsterKingRen

That strikes me as a terrible, terrible idea. It... Wow. My taste buds hurt.

kefkakrazy

@nago: The pills are "Soft-shell Turtle" extract. Also known as "Suppon" in Japan.

Heres a list of some of the health benefits.

[www.nutriworks.com.hk]

Its (the turtle) is also used in Japanese dishes. Granted the turtle itself is very unappetizing looking.

Witzbold

What an idiot also for not just opening up each pill since the gel capsuls will make it all thick, as we saw with the shit colored end results. :x

Its also VERY bad for ones health to be mixing all of that shit together if you look at the ingredients of most of those so called "health" drinks. Also as a warning most of them on the label says "Drink only 1 a day"

The only time when I actually mix usually 5 or 6 together is when I really need to force my system into jump starting when Im getting / am sick. It works, but its real bad for you.

Still though the whole horse mask thing and just the fact that he wasted so much money is hilarious.

Ashcraft this has got to be one of the more amusing videos you have found so far!

Witzbold

@Bonz117: I also wish to know the origin of these pellets. I have to admit my Japanese reading skills are slightly below sufficient. I can recognize the "po" character thanks to pokemon, but that's about it. Anyone care to shed light on the pellet mystery?

nago

Eh. Not as bad as that guys who brewed up the infamous Kusuha's health drink from SRW and drank it.

Selic

Thats why Link doesn't talk any more.

K-Squad! (Badass Edition)

I ... couldn't.. turn ..... away ......

Slint

@y2kenjination: The first one was horrible. Granted I could drink it, it still tasted like death.

The second one that came in a proper can was actually rather nice.

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The battle that he waged to make that potion is nothing in comparison to the one thats taking place in his stomach after ingestion.

Witzbold

@hv07120: awesome comment ;)

Gypsie

I love the Nice Boat thing. It amuses me to no end that a ferry in some godforsaken place in one of the nearby counties from where I live has become the main internet joke in Japan.

Cryovat

@THEBLADE Its only not funny when women vomit. Serves the horseman right!

HYKEWNE

By the way, were those two nuggets at the end what came out of his arse an hour later?

Bonz117

I was just laughing my ass off when the "get this shit outta here!" gag reflex hit him. Boiling it down to its syrup form and adding garlic to it wasn't the best idea but certainly entertaining. Probably a good thing he couldn't keep it down as he'd have ended up a fatality bonus.

Bonz117

call me sick but that was the funniest vid ive seen i laughed everytime he hurled. Damn southpark an family guy making constant jokes about ppl vomiting.

theblade

NICE BOAT!

Clarke

Is it just me? Or did the numbers and such popping up screen reminded you of the HP in FF6 when in battle? It's just me. I found that hilarious. He's also an idiot. Oh and he did a great job with the music placement, gave me nostalgia.

Trowble

Well I thought it was going to be worse....but you don't actually see him vomit. It's actually pretty funny to see the start of his gag reflex and then the cut to a NICE image.

You Win

@Zhen-Chan: I dunno. I think the vomit-colored concotion at the end actually looked MORE healthy than the result after the first two. Seriously, it looked like highlighter fluid.

tavaryn

Oh god.... he should have stopped at the first 2.

Zhen-Chan

What the hell?
Oh my god you idiot... guess I'm a bigger one for watching it in teh first place. touche

though i do admit i did lough at it.

Acunia

I actually enjoy the taste of the potions...o_O

y2kenjination

Ladies and gentleman... the new meth.

Balance_In_Life

@Witzbold: capsuls = capsules

no spell checking ftl.

Witzbold

@Kain-Xavier: Im sure it was, also he combined it with a famous meme in Japan called "Nice Boat", which had apparently started in the US or something first, or was it 4ch? In relation to an anime called "School Days".

Some info on the "Nice Boat" meme.

[uruchai.com]
[zepy.momotato.com]

Witzbold

Now I know what a mega-elixir tastes like...

Obligatory one-liner aside, that was an awesome video. I too am a connoisseur of strange drinks and concoctions but I've never puked in a mask over it.

I also have to agree with Witzbold that it probably wasn't a good idea to consume so many herbs like that. You always run risk of consuming something you're allergic to. (I've run into that problem twice now.)

Oh and I loved the scenery change gag, it reminded me of the Devour ability from Final Fantasy 8. I'm not sure if that was what he was going for or not.

Kain-Xavier

Next time, don't cast yourself Undead before trying fun things with Potions, kay?

Forelli_Boy

@Witzbold:

You can pick those up at any Super-Walmart! I felt like dieing when I drank it! X(

Kanadwen

I've resisted pressing the play button just by looking at the sample picture. Vomtastic? What's the word I'm searching for here?

Krytha

@Witzbold: I kid you not, but I have a can of that sitting at my house. I saw it at a store and couldn't pass it up without buying it. I'm afraid to try it out, hahaha.

RPGEmperor

I take it this is the Japanese version of 2 girls, 1 cup?

TC

@Krytha: I think vomitastic rolls off the tongue a bit better.

Pun intended, and apologies.

aphex242

@SonOfBhaal: Actually, just take a look at these guys if you want Japanese people doing ridiculous and stupid stuff: [www.tanteifile.com]
That specific section of the site, in particular.

Yuki

Are you sure that's a mask and not an actual horse man? I mean...what kind of human would be stupid enough to drink/eat this much less make it?

JGab

So does immediate caffeine overdose induce a feeling of being on a relaxing cruise?? Because my young impressionable mind has been impressed! By Golly!

Kids, do try this at home.

Danj3ris

@y2kenjination: Im sure it cant taste any worse expired than it did when it was still new. Hell it might even taste better if its lost some of its flavor due to the "aging" its gone through.

Seriously. Dont drink it though, its bad. Real, real bad.

Witzbold

@Witzbold:
I see...I have an FFXII potion, but never got around to drinking it. It's expired now, so I'm probably better off not drinking it, huh? The character cans that came out in Sept were quite tasty, though.

Hilarious video though. I'm surprised the dude didn't die from that deadly combination.

y2kenjination

@Chris Taran: I just loved the last episode, because they finally get what they deserve. Actually, I wish everyone but Kotonoha would have just died.

Yuki

I recognized a symbol!

\(^o^)/

That means "oh noes" in Japanese.

La Sepultura

Hahaha! Nice Boat!

God, I love School Days! :)

Chris Taran